I don’t know what any of those words you just said mean, but I’ll take your word for it that it was good.

It’s the same for women. Some lady calls me “sweetie” or “honey”, and I start taking off jewelry, getting ready to throw down.

My son is only three, so I’ve recently renters the “don’t say fuck in front of your kid” phase of my life. I think like you, that when he’s a teenager, we can drop f-bombs together for some quality mother-son bonding, but right now i don’t want him to loudly ask me “mama, why the fuck does that lady have boobies?”…

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

Holy hammer toe and blisters Batman. Can someone get that poor man a pair of shoes that fit?

The fish would die afterwards.

Guy I was boning had this amazing, gorgeous, house on the water with a sound system that piped music into every room of the house. What did he play on this amazing sound system? Enya. 24 hours a day. 

I’m sure that’s where they came from. 

She’s been known to make the odd “why can’t we have straight pride parades?” comment  here and there so the answer is no. The person who does her hair doesn’t like her.

Ugh, my dad and stepmother have like 4 of those hideous painting in their house, and they keep asking us kids which one we want when they die (morbid), and I’m like none! Either my siblings can fight over them or they can get garage sales for all I care. They can’t be worth much anymore. There’s like a million of…

This. She’s a sexual abuser, a defender of sexual abusers, an all around awful person. Fuck her and her shitty show.

It’s hard to tell if she’s saying it as a value on her life, or acknowledging that she now has additional responsibilities to consider outside of the herself. There’s plenty of shit I would have done before kids that I wouldn’t do now, not because I value my own life more, but because I think about my MIL getting…

He was Slater in the show Saved by the Bell from the 90s. Now he pretty much hosts a lot of shows. He might have some kind of daytime talk show???? Maybe?? I’m too lazy to look it up and I haven’t really paid attention to him.

He definitely has a track record of saying shitty things. Maybe he’s just getting better at apologizing?

I know it’s a really low bar, but that was one of the better “celebrity apologizing for awful things” statements  I’ve read in a while.

Seriously. My first thought was “Is Britney’s dad feeling better? Think he’d be up to a second conservatorship? 

I can’t wait to tell this to my toddler the next time he’s doing something crazy.

“You’re not my real son, you’re just a spiritual being in my son’s body, and so help me if you don’t stop licking that cat, I will cast you out.”

I mean, the men weren’t much to write home about either. Every single prince is a straight up dope. I always read it more as having higher expectations of yourself, regardless of gender, than trying to be something other than a princess, and striving towards manly pursuits. Cimorene thinks that most of the men are…

Well, the most watched soccer game in American history was the 2015 women’s World Cup finals (which more people watched than the NBA or NHL finals that year). This last World Cup, the women again pulled more American viewers than the men’s tournament, and Nike’s highest selling Jersey was the women’s team jersey.…

I can see that. 1994 when Pulp Fiction came out I was only 10, and I don’t think I ever watched all the way through until at least 10 years later. By that point it wasn’t “new” anymore.  I feel like it’s one of those movies that if you didn’t see it when it came out, then it’s hard to appreciate.