Hateful Eight is easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen in the theater. I’m having a hard time coming up with a worse movie period (that wasn’t a straight to video situation), so it may win that award too. Truly a fucking awful movie with no point.

I love the Kill Bill movies, but I think it’s because they are amazing examples of strong women kicking every ass they come across and I like them despite Tarantino. Inglorious Bastards was just fine, I don’t get the worship for Pulp Fiction or Resevoir Dogs AT ALL, and Hateful 8 is one of the worst movies I’ve ever…

Why did I think he already had a fashion line? And that it was monochrome and awful?

No, this is why we need to preserve the right to bear-arms in the national park systems. If you get too close to a bear, a bear that has bear-arms, and that bear eats you, it’s your own fucking fault. 

I feel like the real saving grace in the first season, that balanced out the actual crap, was how awesome the soundtrack was. That has not been the case in season 2 and 3. It went from mostly camp, a little crap, with fantastic music, to mostly crap with a little camp and a ho hum soundtrack. 

My kids are going to get an I.O.U. under their pillow because the Tooth Fairy never carries cash and forgot she needed to hit up an ATM on the way home from her day job. 

I thought it was just me trying to pull it together before my next meeting. WTF? Why does even thinking about Mr. Rogers make me cry?

My grandma lied about quitting smoking. Every night after dinner, she would go into the kitchen, wash the dishes, and then turn the lights off. She would then sit in the dark on a stool next to the stove and smoke, with the exhaust fan running so nobody would smell it. If you looked up, you would just see a little…

We were watching Robin Hood, and my cousin told me that the actors really did get shot by arrows, and that there were lots of doctors on the movie set to fix them up.

I have a second uncle (uncle once removed??? I can’t leep this shit straight) who has been with his partner for like 30 years now, but while one of their parents was still alive, they always told everyone they were roommates. Everyone KNEW of course, but it wasn’t something you could say out loud in front of grandpa.…

Wheels are only telescopable to a point, it’s the pedals that are a problem. I’m only 5'1 and I have short legs, and I have to sit so close to the wheel to reach the pedals, it scares the crap out of me. Even with my wheel pushed all the way back, I’m still right on top of it. In a crash, the airbag will at the very…

This would be the only item in a Frida approved makeup kit. Maybe a tube of red lipstick, but that’s it.

This makes me incredibly sad about retractable roofs.

Well I can’t edit it, because Kinja, so I apologize. For abled adults, I don’t get Velcro shoes. If you have a disability and Velcro shoes make your life easier, do what you got to do.

Jeffrey Star’s fake beefs are so boring, if he was a spice, he would be flour.

But this movie is definitely some Dark Betty shit. 

How about just not diverting water out of the Rio Grande for crop irrigation? Stop trying to grow crops that require a ton of water in the middle of the fucking desert.

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

Sorry, you’re right.