Also, a wall by itself is fucking useless. A 50 foot wall only needs a 51 foot ladder to conquer. The genius of a wall is it give you a tactical high ground to assail your enemy from (take note, idiots who think building a wall across the entire Mexican border is a good idea). If you build your moat between your…

Certainly if her prenup is as shitty as Marla’s, she’ll stick it out and hope he keels over on a gold course in the next 3 years. 

$1 million and $100k annual child support? Good god. I wouldn’t fuck Trump for that little money, let alone marry him. You can barely buy a decent condo with $1 million where I live. 

Agreed. D’arcy should have been nominated just for the Janet(s) episode. She was fucking amazing. 

Velcro is for toddlers who are just learning to dress themselves. My 3 year old is really proud that he can now put on his shoes all by himself. Unless you’re willing to yell “I did it!” and clap, every time you get ready to leave the house, skip the velcro.

I would never pay $150 for a pair of casual sneakers, velcro or not. They’re just not made that well and I am hard on shoes (I scuff my heals and I walk in the rain a lot). They’ll last a year tops and it’s not worth the investment. Now a high quality pair of leather boots that will last the rest of your life with…

How obvious does it have to be?

His hair is fine, it’s the headband/tuxedo combo that I’m giving the side eye, but I guess when you’re that rich you can do whatever the fuck you want. 

I have no problems with this. Carry on.

YAAS! I say this all the time but nobody ever gets the reference, they just think I’m an asshole.

And that would be fine if this were Washington state, or California, or New York, where there is a lineup of qualified, candidates with histories of progressive voting records. But this is Kentucky. It’s her, or Mitch McConnell. There’s no one waiting in the wings to take her place, and especially not one who has a…

Well your other option is a republican who DID support Brett Kavanaugh so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

But your other option is Mitch McConnell, who definitely DID support Kavanaugh, as well as opposes reproductive rights, and a whole host of awful shit. There’s no leftist democrat in Kentucky waiting in the wings, especially not one that has a chance in hell of winning. I know people get tired of voting for the lesser…

True that. The biggest problem with McConnell isn’t that he’s in Congress, it’s that he’s majority leader and holds a ton of power. McGrath, even if she was worse than McConnell, will not have that much power over which bills make it to the floor. I’ll take an awful person with limited power over an awful person with…

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

I figured as much. If I was as complicit and fucked as she is, I would definitely cut a deal in exchange for testimony.

She might be able to if she knows who the woman is and can get her to testify. 

Hahaha. I gag every time he makes it. It’s even worse when the only cereal we have is vanilla granola 😳

I’ve never been to panama but I have been to Lima and it’s a great city. Lots of fantastic food, vibrant arts scene. Of course there is a lot of poverty in the city too, but I don’t think it would be more than Panama. I have a friend who moved to Lima from DC and she loves it. It’s a very livable place, without…

“But they don’t KNOW, we know that they know, we know.”