This would be the only item in a Frida approved makeup kit. Maybe a tube of red lipstick, but that’s it.

This makes me incredibly sad about retractable roofs.

Well I can’t edit it, because Kinja, so I apologize. For abled adults, I don’t get Velcro shoes. If you have a disability and Velcro shoes make your life easier, do what you got to do.

Jeffrey Star’s fake beefs are so boring, if he was a spice, he would be flour.

But this movie is definitely some Dark Betty shit. 

How about just not diverting water out of the Rio Grande for crop irrigation? Stop trying to grow crops that require a ton of water in the middle of the fucking desert.

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

Sorry, you’re right. 

Also, a wall by itself is fucking useless. A 50 foot wall only needs a 51 foot ladder to conquer. The genius of a wall is it give you a tactical high ground to assail your enemy from (take note, idiots who think building a wall across the entire Mexican border is a good idea). If you build your moat between your…

Certainly if her prenup is as shitty as Marla’s, she’ll stick it out and hope he keels over on a gold course in the next 3 years. 

$1 million and $100k annual child support? Good god. I wouldn’t fuck Trump for that little money, let alone marry him. You can barely buy a decent condo with $1 million where I live. 

Agreed. D’arcy should have been nominated just for the Janet(s) episode. She was fucking amazing. 

Velcro is for toddlers who are just learning to dress themselves. My 3 year old is really proud that he can now put on his shoes all by himself. Unless you’re willing to yell “I did it!” and clap, every time you get ready to leave the house, skip the velcro.

I would never pay $150 for a pair of casual sneakers, velcro or not. They’re just not made that well and I am hard on shoes (I scuff my heals and I walk in the rain a lot). They’ll last a year tops and it’s not worth the investment. Now a high quality pair of leather boots that will last the rest of your life with…

How obvious does it have to be?

His hair is fine, it’s the headband/tuxedo combo that I’m giving the side eye, but I guess when you’re that rich you can do whatever the fuck you want. 

I have no problems with this. Carry on.

YAAS! I say this all the time but nobody ever gets the reference, they just think I’m an asshole.

And that would be fine if this were Washington state, or California, or New York, where there is a lineup of qualified, candidates with histories of progressive voting records. But this is Kentucky. It’s her, or Mitch McConnell. There’s no one waiting in the wings to take her place, and especially not one who has a…

Well your other option is a republican who DID support Brett Kavanaugh so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.