But your other option is Mitch McConnell, who definitely DID support Kavanaugh, as well as opposes reproductive rights, and a whole host of awful shit. There’s no leftist democrat in Kentucky waiting in the wings, especially not one that has a chance in hell of winning. I know people get tired of voting for the lesser…

True that. The biggest problem with McConnell isn’t that he’s in Congress, it’s that he’s majority leader and holds a ton of power. McGrath, even if she was worse than McConnell, will not have that much power over which bills make it to the floor. I’ll take an awful person with limited power over an awful person with…

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

I figured as much. If I was as complicit and fucked as she is, I would definitely cut a deal in exchange for testimony.

She might be able to if she knows who the woman is and can get her to testify. 

Hahaha. I gag every time he makes it. It’s even worse when the only cereal we have is vanilla granola 😳

I’ve never been to panama but I have been to Lima and it’s a great city. Lots of fantastic food, vibrant arts scene. Of course there is a lot of poverty in the city too, but I don’t think it would be more than Panama. I have a friend who moved to Lima from DC and she loves it. It’s a very livable place, without…

“But they don’t KNOW, we know that they know, we know.”

I would TOTALLY wear those shoes. 

Can confirm. My BIL manufactures a bunch of products for costco, like olive oil and peanut butter. In some cases, he sells them both his own product, AND produces the Kirkland brand product. It’s literally the exact same product, just in different bottles, sitting right next to each other on the shelf, but the…

Okay, now I’m curious. What DO you eat???

(If you answer kibble to maintain user name/comment synergy, then I guess it’s my own fault.)

I mean, Weekend at Bernie’s IS Rachel Green’s favorite movie, so it must be good.

Literally everything I’m wearing today except my bra is from Costco. Do I look a little like a schlubby mom? Yes, yes I do. Am I sorry? No, I am not. I don’t have time to do nice things for myself anymore, it’s a real treat if I get to shower more than twice in a week, so going shopping alone to pick out clothes that…

Like bread. Or eggs. Or fruit?

OH MY GOD. They’re on vacation right now, and every day brings DOZENS of photos of new, color coordinated outfits. EVERY. DAY. I can’t take this shit.

Here we go. Cricket is exactly like baseball, except:

He’s a monster. A MONSTER!!!!

Yeah, the hamburger bun is the only part I’m having a hard time with here. The ricotta and jam part? Delicious. Hamburger bun? Dry and boring. A bagel or brioche roll would have been better. 

That’s nothing. My husband regularly eats a hardboiled egg, mixed into a cup of plain yogurt, with whatever breakfast cereal we have on hand (usually cheerios) sprinkled on top. 

They’re fine if you bought them from the clearance rack at Aldo for $15.99.