B.J. Novak, the secret godfather of her child and very close friend hush-hush lover, was in attendance.

I’m actually bummed that Sarah is gone. Don’t get me wrong, she is the fucking worst, but my uncle is law partners with Sarah’s father in law, so I always looked forward to getting some good gossip off of him at family gatherings. (Did you know that the rest of the Sanders clan are democrats and hate Trump?)

Nobody “likes” driving a minivan. It’s a tool of necessity once you get that second dog and hit max capacity in your 5 seater SUV. It’s the plunger of automobiles. You don’t want to buy one, but sometimes you need it.

I can fall asleep before we even take off. My husband gets so mad at me.

Since beginning his career in 1979, Hollendorfer’s horses have won 7,617 races (65 this season alone) and earned $199,737,768 in purse money.

Crafting has always had political ties.

Oh no, definitely not generic. They’re indian, so a lot of this involves matching saris and kurtas, very much done on purpose. Even the more casual outfits are very done on purpose. I was just looking at a photo, and it is SIL in a navy top and white shorts, niece in navy top and white shorts, BIL in white polo, navy…

Yeah, same. My husband and I have matched on accident, like we both wore jeans and a white button up shirt that day, but never on purpose. And not in such planned color combinations. My sister in law’s facebook feed is a trip. Not only does she pick out matching outfits, she takes a million staged family photos every…

I’m not okay with this. My sister in law dresses her family to match all the time, and it creeps me the fuck out. Like she picks out the whole family’s clothes: She has a turquoise dress with purple trim, my niece will have a turquoise shirt and purple skirt, and my brother in law will have a turquoise shirt and…

I think it was more a statement that they are their son’s primary caregiver, and that if they die they’re afraid of what would happen to them if they were left in a care home instead. That a gentle death at the hands of someone that loves them would be better than rotting away, forgotten and abused by a system that…

Exactly this. Teck was a shining light in what was otherwise a very boring (and naked) season.

Same. It was really the last year where it seemed like the cast members were real people, out to have this experience, rather than to get famous. Every year after that was purely people there to get famous, none of them seemed like real people.  I actually think the next season, Hawaii, was the last one I watched and…

My son is 3 years old and has never tried ketchup. He only eats foods that are white.

It’s people like Brad who make kids who couldn’t afford to live in the dorms thankful that their parents are poor.

It’s a garlic chopper wheel, available at all fine stores like amazon, target, etc. Or, if you want to leave $1000 in unmarked bills in a brown envelope under the bench on the corner of 3rd and Front street, I’ll make sure you get one.

Stainless steel removes the smell of garlic instantly. You can rub your fingers on a sink, knife, or get one of these fancy stainless steel soap bars for $6. No more garlic on your hands. 

I use one of these. It’s way easier to clean than a garlic press, results are the same as hand chopping, and you can chop several cloves in about 10 seconds. Plus you get to pretend you’re driving a toy car around your kitchen and make “Vroom-Vroom” noises. Suck it, Alton.

This is how you know you’re in The Bad Place.

I’m not even sure which decade I last ate Cool Whip in, but I do know that it tastes substantially better frozen than refrigerated. You’re right, the texture is so much better.