I’m not okay with this. My sister in law dresses her family to match all the time, and it creeps me the fuck out. Like she picks out the whole family’s clothes: She has a turquoise dress with purple trim, my niece will have a turquoise shirt and purple skirt, and my brother in law will have a turquoise shirt and…

I think it was more a statement that they are their son’s primary caregiver, and that if they die they’re afraid of what would happen to them if they were left in a care home instead. That a gentle death at the hands of someone that loves them would be better than rotting away, forgotten and abused by a system that…

Exactly this. Teck was a shining light in what was otherwise a very boring (and naked) season.

Same. It was really the last year where it seemed like the cast members were real people, out to have this experience, rather than to get famous. Every year after that was purely people there to get famous, none of them seemed like real people.  I actually think the next season, Hawaii, was the last one I watched and…

My son is 3 years old and has never tried ketchup. He only eats foods that are white.

It’s people like Brad who make kids who couldn’t afford to live in the dorms thankful that their parents are poor.

It’s a garlic chopper wheel, available at all fine stores like amazon, target, etc. Or, if you want to leave $1000 in unmarked bills in a brown envelope under the bench on the corner of 3rd and Front street, I’ll make sure you get one.

Stainless steel removes the smell of garlic instantly. You can rub your fingers on a sink, knife, or get one of these fancy stainless steel soap bars for $6. No more garlic on your hands. 

I use one of these. It’s way easier to clean than a garlic press, results are the same as hand chopping, and you can chop several cloves in about 10 seconds. Plus you get to pretend you’re driving a toy car around your kitchen and make “Vroom-Vroom” noises. Suck it, Alton.

This is how you know you’re in The Bad Place.

I’m not even sure which decade I last ate Cool Whip in, but I do know that it tastes substantially better frozen than refrigerated. You’re right, the texture is so much better.

Safeco field (I will never call it T-Mobile Park. Never!) in Seattle is the best ballpark to watch a game at if you like to eat (Seriously. You can get bao here ). There’s a stand the sells fried crickets and you have to get them at the beginning of the game, because they sell out.

You would think a bunch of tech CEOs would have access to an intern who had at least used photoshop once before. I guess not. 

I’m going to start a rumor that he’s a Howard Hughes level germaphobe and just doesn’t want to touch any rando’s sweaty backs. 

Because they’ve all seen the Lenny Kravitz video where he squats on stage and his pants rip.

Leo is quickly turning into Jack Nicholson. Brad is turning into your stoner uncle that only gets invited to Thanksgiving because he’s family. Once Grandma dies, no one will see him again.

Most women can. June certainly could have too.

They’re the Johnny and June of our generation. Stop fighting it you two, and get to boning. 

Hear me out, because this is going to sound crazy, buy maybe, just maybe, try making music good enough that people actually want to pay $1.99 to download it, instead of redeeming a code that came on the back of the energy drink they were going to buy anyways.