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“There was a bee.”

I don’t know that Cruise has ever been in a real fight (I don’t know that he hasn’t, either) but the dude has definitely trained with some of the best fighters for all the action movies he’s been in. He’s also one of those actors who does every stunt the insurance company will let him, so he’s used to getting hit and

*insert vomit gif here*

I work with a woman who lives in a condo, and when the condo across the hall from her went up for sale for a crazy low price, she bought it without even asking her husband. Now they have two places, across from each other, one is more hers and one is more his. I think they still sleep in the same place together most

As a frequent consumer of BBC shows, this is one of my favorite jokes in the whole series.

Manny is one of the most gorgeous men on the face of the earth. I would pay money to watch him walk down the street. Like, are you forking kidding me with those cheekbones?

Ugh, I can just imagine the poor customer service staff at Safeway having to explain to customer after customer how arsenic is made, and getting fucking nowhere. Poor little lambs. 

They would have had crazy sex and the most gorgeous children.

I waited tables in college so I’m familiar with having $1-2 k shoved in a dresser drawer you hope your roommate never looks in. I worked the breakfast shift at a hotel restaurant and everyone either charged their bill to their room, or prepaid when they booked so they would show up with these little cards and leave a

You expect me to believe that a 20 year old has $10k in a safe, in an apartment with paper thin walls??

I ran a marathon a few days before I found out I was pregnant. I don’t think it would have went any better if I hadn’t been pregnant, but I wasn’t exactly carrying the equivalent of a child’s size bowling ball in my stomach yet either.

Those shoes are all awful though.

Well I certainly hope that the people at google maps care.

Not that bridge, they don’t.

Well, it’s certainly the content we deserve.

Most of them are only good in certain states, so you have to shop around to make sure you’re covered where you’re hiking. I know there’s a PNW one that covers Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana. I’ve seen ones that cover California and Oregon. I haven’t looked into anywhere else but I’m sure they exist. Most of

Sounds like a great trip. Airlift insurance is only like $85 a year. Have fun.

Get search and rescue insurance. It’s cheap and totally worth it in the rare event you actually need it. I don’t know where you’re going, but I know like in Washington there’s one that covers S&R, helicopter extraction, and ambulance rides (anytime, not just while hiking). I’m sure there’s a copay, but it’s probably

Dude, you’re just slowly crushing your balls on a narrow sliver of plastic, pipe down.”