Sanjaya is such a great joke, and totally lost on anyone under the age of 20. 

I actually loved Someone Great, not for the romcom aspect, but for the awesome friendship development between the three leads.  I want to be their fourth friend so bad. Also, that dance scene in the kitchen was great.

I really, really, really wanted to like this movie. I love the people in it, and I think the story line is great, but the pacing and editing in this movie are truly awful. There’s no character or relationship development because they’re constantly jumping to the next moment too quickly. I don’t see how these two…

Leave Britney Lindsay alone!

It’s a great mother (or grandmother) of the bride look for women in their 60s and 70s.

Ryan is a girl’s name too, you just have to have one more kid, and fill out the birth certificate while your husband is in the bathroom. There’s hope for Ryan Ryan yet.

Oh man, I can’t decide if Sassoon Sassoon, or Sitwell Sitwell’s parents hated them more.

I would frickin love new K-Ci and JoJo music (or new Jodeci music). Get the brothers back together!

Every time I see him I think “Really? Him? This is the best Ivanka could do? She didn’t need to marry for money? Why did she marry this sack of flour.”

Of course she had to change her name back to Stacey. If she didn’t, and she legally changes her last name back to Ferguson, then she would be Fergie Ferguson, and that’s dumber than Mathew Matt (guy I know from high school) and Farrokh Farrokhi (my mom’s Neurosurgeon). I’m sure she’ll still go by Fergie professionally.

At first I was shocked that someone from Jezebel was saying nice things about Jojo Siwa, but then I realized you were talking about the OTHER white, blonde, singing, lady named Jojo. Carry on.

I fucking love it, and I hope it’s a full album. Best fuck men song since “None of your Business”.

My son had the same thing. He has dark brown, almost black hair, but when he was born with a full head of hair, the ends of his hair were strawberry blonde. Once it grew out and we cut his hair, it was gone forever.

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

Football? Can you use it in a sentence? Can I have the country of origin?

Erin is totally fucked.

B-o-o-b-i-e-s. Boobies.

Soy loco por los Cornballer.

I forgot that the Queen of Hearts was basically an Aretha Franklin impersonator.  I take it back. This show was awesome.

Adventures in Wonderland from the 90s. My best friend’s uncle played the caterpillar, and I never miss the opportunity to give him shit about it at Christmas and other family gatherings. The prevalence of hammer pants really push it over the edge.