God I hate Blippi. And we live right by the children’s play prison that picture was taken in. My kid wants to go there all the time just in case Blippi is there today. Fuck my life.

Yo Gabba Gabba was not a children’s show. It was made by stoners, for stoners.

And the most glaring mistake is she went off trail. NEVER go off trail unless you absolutely know where you are and where you’re going. Like 98% of people have no business going off trail, ever, from a navigational standpoint, to say nothing of the ecological damage caused by going off trail.

She might not be wrong, but that’s a lot of talk for someone who I had to google to remember any of their songs. Frankly, if I never hear “What the world needs now” again for the rest of my life, that would be a +1 in the ‘win’ column.

Pregnant in the past and (?) gave birth in the past??? Where the fuck is the other baby(ies)?? This whole story is super horrifying, from the rape, to the facility negligence, to the fact that nobody visited her for at least the last 3 months before she gave birth. I just. I can’t even.

You’re one of those people who walks up to a person with a fabric hoop in their hand, and asks what they’re knitting, aren’t you?

I totally had a Lady Lovely Locks doll, so you’re not imagining things.

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Or when Macklemore rhymed keyboard with knee board. 

Well he’s already the creepy uncle that gives young, female family members hugs that last way too long, so it only makes sense that he’s now ignoring all boundaries instead of just personal ones.

I haven’t seen an extreme slow mo in a while, but this will always be my favorite.

Ranga?

Like what the fuck color is this?

I don’t even know what color my hair is anymore. When I was a little kid, it was most definitely red. On the lighter side (not a vibrant, bright,red), but still definitely red. As I’ve gotten older, the color has changed, first to a strawberry blonde, and now to almost a dirty blonde. I’ve gone through phases where…

So it’s bare knuckle boxing in funny pants? Oh, and there’s a ball on the field somewhere?

Who’s Justice Beaver?

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

The kind of person who believe there are good people on both sides.

She’s an overreacting nut job. That wasn’t the only time something small happened and she assumed someone was out to get her, flew off the handle, cried, and started calling managers. Her entire side of the office was covered in cross stitch samplers about Jesus, and purple butterflies, and stuff, so we were never…