That’s a super messed up assignment. My 11th grade lit teacher was amazing, and on Valentine’s Day she had us write 3-5 anonymous notes to people in our class telling them why we thought they were beautiful. Some of them were more superficial, like “you have a nice smile”, and some of them were pretty deep. She then…

I was the girl that got ditched :(
My best friend in elementary school lived next door and we were both kind of dorks. Overnight, like literally the day we started middle school, she blossomed into a cool kid. The first day of 7th grade we both wore black pleated skirts and green sweaters, except she looked like Liv…

I’m thoroughly enjoying that while most pissing contest posts get dozens of responses within the first few minutes, this post has been up for 2 hours and only has 7 comments on it. I guess no one wants to own up to being an asshole.

When I was in my mid 20s, my best friend from highschool who had some codependency issues got married to this military guy I didn’t really know that well. She is kind of a loud mouth, and he is very, very quiet, so the few times I hung out with him he said literally nothing to me. When she got engaged, she asked me to…

I used to share an office with a woman who is a cryer. Awkward times were had. Like the time I had to comfort her when she thought someone on the evening cleaning crew had stolen one of the paper butterflies she had taped on her side of the wall. Spoiler alert: It had just fallen down and was later recovered from the…

There are over 100,000 adoptable foster children in the US right now waiting for families. What do you think having an influx of brand new babies does to the chances of a 3 year old with a history of abuse getting adopted?

This is what I think of every time I see “Poosh”.

Washington State’s foster care system is so overwhelmed that they’ve started just checking teenagers into motel rooms because there aren’t enough families to place them with, and we have fairly liberal abortion laws. I can’t imagine what’s going to happen to Georgia’s system if this law is allowed to go into effect.

Don’t worry about it...

Yeah, she wasn’t the greatest, but she also had a worthless husband and 8 goddamn kids (9 if you count Jon) that she was raising by herself. I would probably be a raging bitch too if that was my life. She probably mellowed a bit once she got divorced. 

A true fairy tale ending.

Telling someone you don’t know they have nice titties is not a compliment.

It’s really a shame that they can’t have biological children together, because can you imagine how gorgeous those kids would be???

Make it happen, science!

Oh my god no. No. Lol. No. Oh my god she did. 

Lena Waithe wins for best dressed though.

None of these people have ever seen Auntie Mame, and it shows.

Mindy Kaling is 100% dressed as Donatella Versace.

Buffalo plaid down, a cast iron pan as a hat, and a purse shaped like an ax. 

I didn’t even know about the Project Runway camp episode. Now I’m even more irritated.

She looks like she was on her way to a cocktail party when she remembered the Met Ball was tonight, asked her limo driver if he had anything campy she could borrow, tied two trash bags to her arms, and called it good enough.