So true. A full on, billowing dress made out of a 10 person tent, with a zipper up the front, REI stamped on your ass, and a bird’s nest for a hat would be way campier than whatever the boring fuck this is.

I really want someone to misinterpret the theme and show up dressed as a canoe.

Seeing as how he’s 7th in line to the throne and doesn’t really have to DO anything, I think he’ll have enough free time on his hands to make that happen :)

Sexy smores, sexy sleeping bags, sexy arts and craft station for making fishing lures and leaf art. So many lost opportunities.

They should just name him Prince, then it doesn’t matter if he get a title or not.

It would have been a much better theme, and I was really looking forward to people dressed as canoes and bonfires.

To be able to legally drink at their wedding reception? She’s only 23. Waiting seems like a smart thing to do when you get engaged at 20.

Actually, no, but thanks for trying.

As someone who is only 5'1, I think it is incredibly unfair for people to have a genetic height advantage in sports, and I demand that anyone over 5'6 chop off their legs at the knees so that I can fulfill my dream of playing in the NBA. 

I’m willing to accept that this explanation is true, but I also 100% believe that Meghan stopped to the intern who runs their social media accounts and said “Wait, I want to be the one who presses the ‘unfollow’ button.”

Same, but I think it’s because my husband is 13" taller than me that this would never work.

And as always, fuck Lindsay Graham.

Scientists are studying Ted Cruz, and holding him up as an observable example of evolution as he mutates from blob fish to rodent.

Seriously, Truman Peyote going out in round 1 is the real crime here. 

And that’s fine, if you want to work a full day, work a full day and negotiate a salary to match the time you put in. I think most people would rather work really hard for 4-6 hours, then use the rest of their day to learn Japanese, or rock climb, or cook an elaborate meal from scratch, or volunteer in their…

No, The suggestion is that EVERYONE works 4 hours a day, and EVERYONE continues to make the same amount as if they worked 8. That may seem like a crazy idea, but productivity has increased so much, that you’re already doing as much work in 4 hours as people did in 8, 30-40 years ago, but you’re barely making any more…

So you’re really mad about working way less, having may more free time, and making the same amount?

This is so me. My husband is very present with my son, and a great dad to him, but he is completely unaware of all the other shit I do to keep our house running. Buying weather appropriate clothes, packing up the old ones when they’re outgrown, making sure blankets and sheets they use at daycare at naptime are taken…

No one is forcing you out of your job, ding-dong. The whole idea is that a 4 day work week would be considered full time, and you would get the same amount of pay you do now, but work fewer days because you are more productive. There are plenty of examples of companies implementing a 4 day week, and not losing any…

“You know I love those short sleeves, such beautiful arms,” he said while stroking his own arm to demonstrate, to laughter as the president smiled and commented “great definition.”