So if Bernazard has the record of plate appearances without a hit (57) but doesn’t have the record for longest hitless streak (previously 0-46), does that mean that at least 12 times, Bernazard was at bat when the other team retired the side by picking off a base runner? Or are walks being counted in the 57 number but…

I have no desire to buy this monstrosity (The only time I’ve ever boiled a dozen eggs at once is at Easter, and I haven’t done that for at least a decade), but we have the regular sized one that does 6 eggs and it works pretty well. You can hard boil eggs in less time than it takes to bring a pot to boil, and you…

I have no desire to buy this monstrosity (The only time I’ve ever boiled a dozen eggs at once is at Easter, and I…

I agree. Besides, it will probably backfire and they’ll come out rosier on the other side just like Martha Stewart did. People thought jail would kill her brand, but it just made people like her more and now she gets make cookies to smoke weed with Snoop and not give a fuck.

YOU MONSTER!!!

Can’t wait to hear his explanation for the “Whites Only” signs next to all the drinking fountains.

Guam has a similar problem with an invasive snake that is killing all the native birds and fucking with power substations. Their great idea was to lace mice with a lethal (to the snakes) dose of tylenol and drop them out of airplanes with tiny parachutes and hope the snakes would eat them. I’m not joking. I don’t know…

Real Housewives feuds seem kinda is exhausting

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you mean that song isn’t about really liking baked goods?!?!?! I need to change my preschool class’ curriculum STAT.

I still want this haircut. Also, fun fact that I just learned: This video was apparently Rebecca Romijn’s first credited acting job.

Thanks, I’ll have to check them out. I only bought the Hasbeens because they were like end of season 65% off, which made them a reasonable price. I made the mistake of wearing them to work the day after I got them and they cut my feet to shreds. I know they’ll be comfy after they’re broken in, my mom had a pair of…

This reminds me, I bought a super cute pair of Hasbeen’s at the end of summer last year and I still need to break them in. 

Not sure I get all the hate for a teenage girl, because this is basically what I expect the inside of Betsy Johnson’s house to look like. If it’s her aesthetic and she loves it, fine. It’s basically a kid version of this lady’s house and I’m here for it.

What’s that saying? When you marry for money, you earn every penny? Having to listen to Trump speak endlessly about how great he is for 3 hours every night, and only throwing in the occasional “You’re right, dear” or “Good thing you’re president and not Hillary, honey,” doesn’t sounds awful lot  like a conversation,…

Same. My dress looked a lot like Kat’s, but everyone else was wearing tulle ballgowns with crop tops.

That dress is not cute, but I was a sophomore in 1999 and let me tell you, that dress (or ones just like it) were fucking EVERYWHERE when I went shopping for homecoming that year. It was definitely in style at the time.

Infinte Grover
#NeverForget. 

I sent them Dr. Cricket Davenport who didn’t make the brackets either, but the synergy between profession and name with Dick Tapper is really, really strong. He should be in there. There should just be a doctor bracket. Stupid names are always more incredible with credentials behind them.

Ugh, Kissing Booth was not good. 

A friend of mine’s parents are named Buffy and Ace. Those are their real names, not nicknames. They play a lot of tennis and wear sweaters casually draped around their shoulders.