I have $20 on Venture. It combines their love of travel, with their love of capitalistic exploitation.

Every time I kidnap and assault someone I call my husband, and so far I’ve called my husband zero times. Story checks out.

I’m not a drug person in general, I don’t even really drink much so that’s why so far it was a one time use, but I did it with a friend who is a big user of psychedelics and knew what was going on. It was a pretty small dose, Less than 1/2 gram of whole, dried mushrooms, but I don’t remember the exact amount.

Best friends for 40 to life.

I’ve only microdosed once but I really enjoyed the experience. I didn’t get high, it just made everything in the world look like it was in high def and way prettier than normal. 10/10 would recommend.

Because they see drug addiction as a moral failing instead of a medical emergency. Plus they’re assholes. 

The year the Seahawks won the Super Bowl we had a big party at our house and set up projectors and extra TVs in our garage so more people could watch (which ended up being hilarious because the feed in the garage was about 10 seconds behind the one in the living room, so you would hear a ton of screaming from inside…

During the Super Bowl is leterally the best time to go to Costco. It will be you, like 5 Canadian tourists (if you live within 100 miles of the border) and 2 checkers. 

Sean Hayes looks a lot better naked than I was expecting. Kudos to him. 

I hate Jenny McCarthy more and more each week. She is so, so, obnoxious and stupid.

Seriously. I wants to spin it, and I live pretty close by, I’m sure it’s already sold, but if not...

Selling Girl Scout cookies to a bunch of actors who have been dieting for weeks to fit into their outfits is low key brilliant, and I thought the Girl Scouts in my neighborhood were smart for setting up a table in front of the weed dispensary.

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny McCarthy is the most obnoxious person on earth.

So why single out Malek? Why aren’t people asking the actors who played his band mates or girlfriend why they didn’t walk off the movie as soon as Singer was attached? What about the costume designer? Why didn’t the key grip quit? What about the caterers? 

Why are people blaming an fairly unknown actor for taking a job, instead of the studio who hired and paid Singer? Let’s not pretend that Rami Malek had any industry power before this movie. His credits are a cult TV show that few people watch or have even heard of, and a small part in one of the Twilight movies. He’s…

I could never be a part of a millionaire rapper’s sex cult if the dungeon is that shabby. Sex cult leaders need to raise their standards. Maybe hire a real maid once in a while. 

Call me crazy, but I think wanting to look like a better version of yourself rather than looking like someone whose last name is Kardashian or Jenner, is actually a step in the right direction.

I have a friend who had a gender reveal party, and when they cut into the cake, it was this weird, purple/grey color. They couldn’t tell what color it was supposed to be and had to call their doctor the next morning, lol. 

No, no, it’s definitely not in lieu of.  People who throw gender reveal parties, definitely want undivided attention for gender reveal parties AND baby showers.