He’s been out so long, if he’s not at least 50% cyborg at this point I’m going to be really disappointed.

I grew up about 20 minutes outside of Seattle, and in another town about 30 minutes away is a place called the Maltby Cemetery that was notorious for not only being haunted, but for having 13 stairs to hell in it.

It’s been maybe 20 years since I took Accutane, so I don’t really remember about the suicidal thoughts part, but I suppose it’s entirely possible considering tons of medications, even antidepressants cause suicidal thoughts. I believe that the no blood donation was just while you were on the medication, I am allowed…

Yeah, I’m lucky I have seemingly had no long term effects from taking it, but I may have done it anyways despite the risks. I went from having continuous acne, to having maybe 1 zit a year.

Oh my god just take Accutane and get it over with. Seriously, the best thing I ever did for myself.

If you’re going to have an insemination contract, you should probably specify that the child will be male, and that the mother will participate in a beet juice cleanse prior to fertilization.

Rob Ford???

It’s just so stupid. You don’t troll people by throwing them a seemingly genuine birthday party, you throw honorary birthday parties for amazing people like Cher and Dolly Parton, not assholes in the Trump family. You troll assholes in the Trump family by throwing them things like “Welcome to Jail”, or “Happy 2 Years…

He wasn’t even there??? Why the fuck would you host a party for someone who wasn’t there?

But maybe this is the final phase of her plan to dump Kanye? I mean, she gets the 4th kid she wanted, they all have the same baby daddy, now she can dump him now that her collection is complete. If you have to deal with a crazy ex husband for 3 kids, how does 4 really make a difference if you can afford to keep them…

I’ve got $20 on Venture.

Retired from sexually assaulting teenage boys since 2017? When everyone started watching and he couldn’t easily get away with it anymore?

So, so, fucking good. All the awards to that person.

If you need a “palette” cleanser after that...

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.

(Monkeys) Eat the rich.

Yeah, I imagine every cash tip doesn’t get claimed. Same when I used to wait tables, if it wasn’t on my paycheck, it didn’t get claimed.

I think it varies by state? Honestly not sure. I’m in Seattle and I looked it up, the licensing department says you can get a cosmetology license with either 1600 classroom hours or 2000 apprenticeship hours. I don’t doubt though that most salon apprenticeships require the apprentices to already have a cosmetology…

There’s no way anyone could create equipment to climb tall, narrow, poles either.