The movie itself is...not good. The writing, pacing, directing, and editing, are all awful. I didn’t believe for a second Freddie’s relationship with his band mates, girlfriend, boyfriends, or parents. The time hops were choppy, the script was terrible. But holy shit was Rami Malek fantastic. I believed he was Freddie…

Sick burn.

I like this on all levels. Catholic Church loses money? Check. Two old ladies got to let loose and escape from an oppressive, patriarchal system? Check. Story makes a great movie? Check. 

I know it’s over the top because they’re celebrities, but it’s really not THAT out of scale for an Indian wedding.  My sister in law had 600 people at hers, it lasted 3 days, all those people had to be fed all day every day, and she and her husband are just normal people, and so are there parents. Families are huge…

She was the OG Jill Abbott on Days of our Lives, and she is basically a soap opera character in real life. This whole video is fucking amazeballs (the real whole thing is like 30 minutes long). There is a parody on Youtube, but it’s not nearly as funny as the original, because you can’t out crazy, crazy.  I’m sure…

She was the OG Jill Abbott on days of our lives, and she is basically a soap opera character in real life. This whole video is fucking amazeballs (the real whole thing is like 30 minutes long). There is a parody on Youtube, but it’s not nearly as funny as the original, because you can’t out crazy, crazy. I’m sure you…

Lindsay is really starting to have a certain Brenda Dickson quality about her, which is great news for her episode of True Hollywood Story.

If Karl started wearing human skin, how could you even tell the difference?

I don’t know about being cheaper. Apparently the fur market is tanking, making mid range fur cheaper than faux, and some factories are sneaking the real thing onto trims that are supposed to be faux because it’s cheaper. There was an article recently that tested the trim on coats and hats that were all labeled as faux…

The more I think about a Wes Anderson muppet movie, the more excited I get (and then subsequently sad, because it will never happen). I mean, pretty much every muppet movie involves the muppets going on a trip. Just imagine the packing sequences, with little furry hands putting orange books, pink button up shirts, and…

Yes! I think my top three are

Bills ass-play.

Life Aquatic is my #2 film I think, but I do love it a lot. I find it quirkier than his other films, with the addition of the stop motion sea creatures. It’s delightful.

Same. Royal Tenenbaums is probably my favorite movie ever. And a Wes Anderson helmed muppet movie would be A-FUCKING-MAZING.

Poor guy, you can really see the agony of defeat on his face.

Is that anything like sofa king broke?

I thought he was talking about his penis?

Yes! I was describing it to a coworker the same way, as streaming xanax.  I’m so happy I have another show to add into rotation with Bob Ross reruns to sooth my brain. 

A very Kiefer Christmas.