In an era where beloved figures are being revealed as giant pieces of shit, it’s nice when, every once in a while, someone you already hate turns out to truly be dogshit.

It’s a cancer on cinema but you’ll pay to see a bad one? 

I’m amazed you have a TV-you sound like someone that would brag about not having a TV.

Dude, you are so edgy and cool.

First of all, art is dead. So are movies. And Spielberg never made art but popcorn blockbusters.

What a silly and pretentious comment. I hope you were doing a bit. 

This was just inevitable, really.

You are misinformed. Arnold stood 6foot 1 1/2inches. He was the tallest mr. Olympia to win the class to this day. 

On the contrary, the A-Team movie was fucking awesome. The extended cut on the Blu-Ray especially. I don’t know what else it could’ve been. The first 20 minutes could’ve been a long-lost episode of the show.

“More for the price” is such a slippery idea, though. Lady Bird is a great 90-minute movie and A Star is Born is a pretty good 135-minute movie. Is A Star is Born giving you more for the money, just by being longer and not bad?

That’s a really silly way of measuring a movie’s worth. Do you also decide if a book is worth buying strictly on the page/price ratio?

Agreed. I actually found the 91-minute time frame to be a bonus. My first thought was, “Well, at least it’ll get where it’s going without needlessly dragging.”

Do you really want movies to just drone on past the two-hour mark for the sake of it? I loved JOHN WICK 3 but there was no way that needed to be 130 minutes. 

“Mike Pence is secretly gay...” Yeah knock that shit off.

Excellent idea. And you’re welcome.

I’ll see your Marcello and raise you Alain Delon.

Thank you for the clarification.

this is the wrongest thing that’s ever been said. 

Magnolia, Minority Report, War of the Worlds, Eyes Wide Shut, and like four out of six Mission: Impossible movies would like a word. 

If there’s ever a company picnic and freelancers are invited, I’ll be sure not to bring it up!