Ooh! Ooh! Now tell me how much of a failure I am in real life! Maybe contrast it with Kevin Smith's financial success!

You might even say they lured her.

It’s 2019. We discover that the shit was not real after all, but came from a Macedonian meme factory.

I suppose, but it only works on a superficial level. It’s pretty bizarre to big yourself up by taking issue with an article that suggests streaming services value you, instead pointing out that ‘Hey, actually, they don’t value my talent, they really they just want me because my brand will make money for them’ (and…

Yeah, but in that scenario candy is not the prize, it is the lure. People are the prize. In a story implicitly framing the creators as the ones with value, she digs further into the analogy instead of exploding it, thereby defining herself as a commodity to be exploited. She recontextualizes the story to make herself…

Aw, hell, Werner, just fix the damn hyperdrive, wouldja!

I’m not sure Shonda Rhimes’ inversion of the candy analogy is as clever (or as flattering) as she thinks it is. "Hey, I'm no prize. I'm bait!"

Goblin - Tenebre
The Cramps - TV Set
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Trust In Me
Bauhaus - Terror Couple Kill Colonel
Pulp - The Mark Of The Devil
The Gruesomes - Jack The Ripper
The Cure - Lullaby
The Damned - Twisted Nerve
Lord Dent & His Invaders - Wolf Call
David Bowie - I’m Deranged
Nash the Slash - Children of the Night
Gary…

I’ll bet it felt great to get that off your chest. Now you can really focus on that novel.

It was actually a Helena Bonham-Carter of Troy.

I thought we were saying “Merry Christmas” again!

As unrepentant con artists, the real Warrens – whose actions I find repugnant – had some (vile) swagger. The movie versions are just uptight Catholic scolds. They rank among the most unappealing protagonists in recent memory.

Dolph Lundgren is aging terribly.

Unless your shtick has a discernible purpose beyond its surface qualities, the shtickiness is irrelevant. He’s terrible.

the Warrens are cooler than most horror-movie parents

The Long Island Medium.

The good news about “A.K.A I Did Something Today” is that Jessica very much feels like herself anything.

Giant corporations should absolutely not hold contests soliciting work from artists and designers on the slim chance of compensation, or worse yet “exposure.”

Christie’s short, arrogant answer to Sherlock Holmes has been a frequent favorite of actors; although David Suchet played him for the longest, as the star of ITV’s long-running Poirot TV series, he and his little grey cells have also been handled by folks like Alfred Molina, Peter Ustinov, and many more.

RPO is “art” in the way that a kid’s doodling in a school notebook is “art” No, these items are product, a commodity and little else. They lack soul, and are made for financial benefit, rather than spiritual or social benefit.