EAT IT, HARVEY!

I think it’s just this side of brilliant. At least it is willing to be really fucking weird.

Eternal question: is The Man With No Name really a man with no name, or is he three different, named characters? Eastwood plays a similar character named Joe, Manco, and Blondie in the three films, but Gian Maria Volonté and Lee Van Cleef play different major characters in two films each.

The van was the boss, but Mona was a close second.

I got a 2019 notification for this?

Neil Marshall, you cunning fox! How did you know that I was more interested in swearing than in competent effects and visual texture?

Why is the header image a screengrab from an episode of Star Trek: Voyager?

A cack hole.

I’m pretty sure Evil Dead 2013 takes the record for sheer volume, despite a number of questionable online lists putting Dead Alive ahead. Something like 50,000 gallons.

Of course they are all dipshits. What non-dipshit would associate with him? The mere act of entering his orbit makes you a dipshit.

To be fair, America is full of suckers.

Well, it seems to me that you’re applying a vastly different standard of emotional realism to the two films (and overstating the “happy ending” of TLJ), but as I said, I’m not particularly interested in debating the merits at length, so I’ll leave it there. Different strokes for different Snokes.

Domhnall Gleeson’s character is a zealot and a clown, leading a military cult. The other antagonists are not portrayed the same way. And you might want to take a look at the emperor in RotJ for some prime ham.

Fiddling intensifies.

Apropos of nothing, I have just looked up director Alessandro Carloni, and hooo-mama! He’s basically Jon Hamm’s equally sexy brother.

From the frothing mad First Order to the “we’re all happy to be reunited... even though we just lost thousands of our friends a few hours ago!” ending.

“Ay! Oh! Ay! White people tryna solve racism ovah heah! Bada bing!”

Colman’s career in TV is irrelevant, and your repeated dismissals of her as a sitcom actress is gross. Besides, her past work in TV, radio and film is terrific.

I still can’t believe they cast a white actress as Black Widow.

the plot and characterization elements aren’t that bad anyway