“They’re the reason you keep your finger on fast-forward when you’re rewatching a Mission: Impossible movie.”

Them gingers is dench, bruv!

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David Lee Roth in cub scouts is now the only music biopic I want to see.

Roth stands atop a large rock, afraid to plunge into Lake Wazamboopowie.

First boy in water: “Come on, Dave. Go ahead and jump!”
Second boy in water: “Ah, he’s crazy from the heat!”

2Thatch2Furriest

Ol’roit ol’roit ol’roit.

I love Del Toro, but I’ll always take Norrington’s sleek and efficient original over the cartoon wire-fu goofiness of the sequel. Goyer doubled down on cliches in the sequel script. The Blood Pack is terrible. The original had some weak effects, but the sequel is wall-to-wall obvious CGI.

Also, no Donal Logue.

Are this headlines a genius?

Paul Rust or no sale!

Of author. George RR Martin at one end, Jesus at the other!

I barely recognized Toby Jones in that outfit.

I would much rather stick with the guy who has consistently delivered than switch it up out of some perverse desire for novelty.

And where does Tiffany Haddish figure in this?!

Dog People (Picking Up Poop)
Corduroy Fairy
Conformist Conformist
Wife On Cars?
Gyros

Sorry but that subplot makes T2 an order of magnitude better cornier than T1

Also, a weirdly amazing line reading of: “Gibbons? Gibbons! Come on, man, you can’t leave the desk like that!”

No terminators learn the value of human life in the original.

No question: Terminator 2 (although I think the original is the better movie).

Sam, stubbornly remaining on brand.