To be clear, it was aimed at Squamate Primate. I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a post of his that isn’t negative. He probably does the angriest shits.

You’ve taken to just imagining the content of articles now?

I also do not understand sarcasm.

Didn’t bother to read the premise of the article? Shameful.

Emma Thompson should always have that hair.

There’s a lot to like about the movie. Rodriguez directs the hell out of it, back when he had formal discipline. And I always felt Josh Hartnett was undervalued. But some of the the dialogue is painful in its try-hard coolness.

Sure, but this feels like it was written by this guy:

It’s just a shame that Kevin Williamson has never heard a human teenager speak.

It looks cheap and flat.

*Looks it up*

Chaka Khan’s Like Sugar should have been everyone’s top single.

I’m sad that Tim Hecker got so little love. Konoyo is terrific. Thanks, Marty, for at least acknowledging it exists.

the new Mangum P.I.

Isn’t Neutral Moresnet April Ludgate’s favorite band?

Basically, she needed to collect three Etiquette Gems to affix to her Eternity Umbrella, then she can become queen of the clouds above West London. At the end of the first movie, she’d gotten the gems, but the post-credits stinger suggested that Angela Lansbury was about to be summoned from the Cursed Realm of…

She dodged a bullet that wasn’t going to hit her in the first place, apparently?

3 Dalmatians: Vet Bill Massacre

The Polygon video team is v

[Kanye’s] music—once transcendently ahead of contemporary discourse

“Are you as turned on by these things as I am, Kyle?”