We’ve heard your Banderfluff Crumpersnatches and your Blunderbuss Chamberchoirs. I’m ready for people to completely leave the template when talking about him.

“Hey, did you see Shirehorse Understatement in that movie?”
“Check out Hopscotch Reincubate.”
“I didn’t buy the accent used by James Bum.”

This movie will be fantabulous, and will make a blafillion dollars. It will receive 9P% on Betacitric, and be given the Acradabee Reward for Beast Puncture.

They already got to you.

I rely on pared answers, by which I mean I threaten entertainment reporters with a paring knife.

HODOR!

I mean, he’s already a muppet, so...

Roman spelled wrong is ramen. Ramen is a kind of noodle. A noodle can be pasta. Pasta spelled backwards is atsap. Catsup is the original spelling of ketchup, which some people have with fish & chips. DC are trying to catch up with Marvel. Both comics publishers have official canon. QAnon. Deep state. Deep sea. C for…

*Tries to make pun. Flounders.*

A pedantic pentadent!

Like its hero, Aquaman is big, cheesy, and fun

My takeaway is that Danny fucking Masterson still has almost half a million Instagram followers, because humanity is a toilet.

First of all, shut up, Zach.

Roger Ailes visualization exercises?

Fallout is tied with Fury Road as the pinnacle of action filmmaking. The idea that Mandy will "signal the way forward for the genre" is baffling to me.

This is bad news, and it makes me sad!

That trailer for Stan & Ollie makes it look like the worst sort of maudlin garbage.

Not when they are standing on a bridge.

people who would rather see something stretched out and distorted rather than put up with black bars on both sides of the picture. I know these people.

Please tell me you pushed your glasses up before writing this.

Marvel: “Good news, Asians! We’re making a movie featuring you!”
Asians: “Let us guess. It’s about Kung F...”
Marvel: “IT’S ABOUT KUNG FU!”
Asians: “...”
Marvel: “You guys love doing that stuff.”