but being a minister is cool, too.

Sure, those Bunga Bunga parties were nasty, but have you ever been to one of Fozzy Bear’s Wakka Wakka parties? You can’t get the image of a waxed Muppet out of your mind.

Bob, gun.

I think he got the “not being an asshole in real life.”

Fuck you.

She can still hear the schoolyard chants: “Lisa Bonet, Lisa Bonet! ‘Bate loins to lesbian! Lisa Bonet! No bestial!”

I’m a fan of Ignatiy, but I often feel that he really overthinks shitty B-movies.

“quickly joined the zeitgeist and broken records in the competitive television landscape.”

Cline is the Friedberg/Seltzer of authors.

That’s my kinda labored!

‘A Wrinkle In Time Has Frayed Edges, But Is Not a Pile of Sheets.’

It’s the greatest scene that’s ever been put to film.

I refuse to believe that this comment is intended as a sincere critique of Moby Dick or a defense of RPO, because it is transparently absurd as either.

If “Photoshop” is slang for “staple gun,” yes.

Can we talk about the hairline sitting next to him?

Hard to believe it was written by this guy, right?

Ready Player One looks awful, but Spielberg’s visual ingenuity was on full display in Tintin. That movie is sorely underrated.

“That’s right, I called you a poseur, poseur”. I stood and got up in his grille. “You’re an ignorant know-nothing twink. Just because you’re fourteenth-level, it doesn’t make you a gunter. You actually have to possess some knowledge”.

You laughed through Freddy vs. Jason. You yawned through Alien vs. Predator. Now, prepare to scream through Roe vs. Wade!

That may be the nadir of semantic pedantry, especially given that this comes out of something as minor as outsiders having opinions on Americans electing Oprah. Even if their were some legitimate taboo about criticizing the democratic choices of foreigners, individually or collectively, I would suggest that 100 years…