I don't particularly like any of the Roth films I've seen, and I agree that he pushed the genre in a bad direction, but my impression was that he's more into lampooning toxic masculinity than promoting it. In all the interviews of him I've seen, he comes off as affable and enthusiastic, but I don't really know that…

We're living Trump and Thief.

1997? Crushing social anxiety and hormonal chaos.

I'm not a huge fan of her music, but man, I forgot how purdy 1997 Sarah McLachlan was.

If she teamed up with Engelbert Humperdinck, they'd be called Pebelbert Humpseberdinckbert.

What I get from this is that they don't understand Cuaron's style beyond "he made Gravity."

You're tearing me apart, plate tectonics!

And not nearly enough crossing of the axis. I knew where those waffles were going in every shot!

"Oh, hello, Marcus."

"I did not flag her. It's not true. It's boolshit. I did not flag her. I did naaaht."

Hey, there's a reason they don't call you Functioning Eddie.

Anyway, how's your asexual reproductive spore cycle sex life?

If that header photo is any indication, Dave Franco's performance will be really stilted.

See also: the James Franco director's filmography.

And featuring the voice talents of Tommy Wiseau as The World.

You have a call. It's The Hague.

"You're my favorite commenter."

To paraphrase a FB friend, if you interpret a photo of the Statue of Liberty as an attack on your values, you need to take a long, hard look at those values.

There's a Stupid Girl joke in here somewhere…

Ask Jeeves sucks, but Ask Wooster is a fucking disaster. You try to find a pizza joint nearby but always seem to end up engaged.