Then wishing rain on them plays right into their hand. Cunning bastards. Cunning, shitty bastards.

Badaboom!

Sexist Taco Bell bell: "Bing!"

"Stop eating my sesame cake and get over here!"

Don't look back and wank her?

That's not how… anything works.

Black son arrested and shot by police in episode two.

Cut to asteroid.

Face/Off could really have toned down some of its performances. Y'know, like The Fifth Element.

Surprised and/or disappointed not to see:
Gattaca
Lost Highway
Princess Mononoke
Contact
The Edge
U-Turn
Children of Heaven
Hana-bi
The Spanish Prisoner
Taste of Cherry
The Wrong Guy

The cops did not appreciate my "murdered several families" joke.

Whose?

This messages were horrible, but the bad spelling just made it worst.

I'm just a guy avoiding work on a Thursday morning, and we have just improved this scene 1000%.

Username/comment anti-synergy.

If she had said, "Just as the prophecy foretold," this would have been the greatest scene ever written.

Jesus. We deserve the nukes.

I have to assume you're joking.

They're all really just Simon songs.

Anthony Scaramucci.