I will not.

Baa.

This is what Netflix should be investing in. Bring John Wagner and Alex Garland in as creative consultants and capture the anarchic, satirical spirit of the comics. Get guys like Warren Ellis and Garth Ennis to write bonkers stories.

"Millennials are killing the Stooges."

You believe any of this voodoo bullshit?

#notallmemos

"Man-ifestos" don't exist. It's a made-up word by feminazis to promote their twisted misandrist agenda.

Blabes!

He calls his penis "Swordfish?" Jesus, Billy Bob…

The sequence I referenced:

The Mission The Mission The Mission The Mission. It contains the single greatest gunfight ever put to film. To uses stillness as action. In many ways, his action sequences feel like turn-based combat in a game like Fallout. Move. Aim. Fire. Pivot. Move.

"This sound quality is amazing!" *triangular jism*

Well, JeffSmith articulated it well, so my first advice would be to revisit his comment.

Every middle class Brit wants to be working class, so take Oliver's self-deprecation with a scraping of Marmite.

I appreciate you warning us that you are about to deploy profoundly fucked up logic.

Ivanka Hold Your Hand

The Long and Winding Interview

You've Got To Hide Your Tax Returns Away
With a Little Help From My Dad
Norwegians Wouldn't

Tweet and Shout

*Gets called a child*