kimcardassian83
Kim Cardassian
kimcardassian83

A fire? At a Sea Parks?

His only regret is that he has boneitis.

Pedophiles and football!
Very, very poor call!

Y'know that video of the kid being interviewed by a reporter, and he suddenly bursts into tears? Header photo.

The smart money is on Kevin James.

What a feeling!

I've never been to Michigan, but I can feel it out there… watching… and waiting… and barfing.

"I'm gonna let my friend Rocky [Kristen Schaal] fly this plane."

"Say 'wut' again, motherfucker!" – Anthony Scaramucci.

It was a honeypot sting. Lizza was wearing his most alluring audio negligee!

Scaramucci looks like the child of Patrick Bateman and the Red Skull.

Don't sink to the level of bank puns on my account.

And there's no option to philtrum!

I think it Sachs.

A Selleck few are enjoyable.

They are pretty Hitl-er miss.

No more of your lip!

Does Theron still have a worse English accent than Christian Slater in Robin Hood?

You saw the words "Written and Directed by Luc Besson," and you went in anyway. I'm victim-blaming you.

On mobile it defaults to square.