Jim Oberweiss is terrible, which sucks because the ice cream is delicious.

Ma’am, you mean Michelle who has a master’s in foreign policy Kwan right? Or Michelle state department advisor Kwan?, or how out Michelle who has served under 2 presidents Kwan? Because even one freaking click to her insta would have informed you that she's qualified. She's spent the last 15 years devoted to politics. 

I’m kind of amazed for an order that large the business didn’t call with an “are you sure?”

Not related, but this is an interesting read...

our street furniture

I mean:

The outside, sure but the interior looks exactly like an in n out. 

Thanks. I go to Jezebel now because checking the webiste is more of an automatic reflex rather than from a real interest in the content they now produce.

I saw an announcement on Twitter a few months ago about someone accepting the editor position. I’ve seen little evidence. I’ve signed onto Jezebel almost every morning for over 10 years. There were days that I couldn’t pry myself away because there were so many interesting stories and engaging conversations. Now I’m…

Is Jezebel dying? There’s barely a handful of articles every day these last weeks.

Canadian speech isn’t universal. I’ve found there’s a ‘west coast’ accent that’s fairly similar. British Columbians don’t sound like people from the Maritimes or Ontario or the prairies.

Third option; personal vendetta against Chrissy Teagan

Oh for fuck’s sake. Squid Game costumes DOMINATED Halloween this year, are you going to go after every single person that wore one or are you just singling out Chrissy because she’s the bête noire of the moment?

I mean, I’m not even close to being Team Teigan here, but I mean what if they just really like the show? Is it really important for them to be thinking of the political undertones of it? Maybe I’m just at the point where I think asking everyone to be smart is too much. 

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

The people you saw in Squid Game were actors that were cosplaying as poor people. The people at Teigan’s party were cosplaying as characters in a TV show. Squid Game isn’t real. This is all pretend.

There are many things one could criticize Teigen for, but throwing a party themed around the biggest television show of the year is not one of them.

That you got through this article and still came to this conclusion says way more about how insufferable you are. 

Most men certainly aren’t.

surfer are notoriously unfriendly people if you live anywhere near the beach. they are objectively territorial and not very welcoming of anyone new or inexperienced (occasionally justified, since it can be annoying if someone is inexperienced and ruins ur wave or whatever). not surprised they’ve decided to be assholes…