Ugh she sounds like a peach

oh shiiiiiittt yes, thats exactly what I needed!

Maybe we hope he falls through a golf hole (why does that sound weird? Is it called something else??) a la Space Jam and then the Looney Toons can just have it be Trump Season all the time.

This reminds me of my old boss who used to take Fridays off all the time in the summer (or just come in at 10am and leave by noon). He would literally leave and then go to Michigan for the weekend and play golf. Our company did not have a summer Fridays policy, and he was middle management, so not sure how he felt…

So I went there for grad school and in previous years they’ve had John Mulaney and Nick Offerman perform. Nick Offerman I remember made a comment about how Loyola asked him to make his show PG but he wasn’t gonna do that, and he somehow got away with making the jokes he did without incident.

I haven’t been a big Snapchat user these past few months, as I like the feel of Instagram stories better I think, but the recent Snapchat update is the thing that caused me to pull the trigger and switch to Instagram stories fully. Why is it on Snapchat you have to click the group name to view a group snapchat, but…

I had to do this about 2 years ago. It was incredibly tough. But once I was on the phone with my grandma, I didn’t think about anyone else that was there. All I focused on was making that conversation count and telling her how much I love her, with a few favorite moments we shared added in.

Late to the party but there is a guy in my area of the city I live in and he has a PET WOLF (yes a real wolf, he got permits or whatever from the city to allow it) that he walks, sans leash. Like, I do not care how friendly your wolf is, please put a leash on him because I am scared.

RIGHT?? I love the comment that its ridiculous that we actually expect healthy options from fast food places, because there are so many other healthy options out there. If you have $5 to feed your kids, live in a food desert, and work two jobs, what are those healthy food options???

Right, but thats my point. The nostalgia group is mad even though McDonalds said they aren’t actually removing the cheeseburger option, its just not going to be visible on the menu and will be available by request only. So the option of a burger isn’t gone—its just less visible. So, I don’t understand what the issue…

OHMYGOD I know!

I can’t believe all of the people in the comments getting huffy about McDonalds providing more healthy options for kids. Sure, maybe for you McDonalds was a special treat that your parents only indulged you in 4 times a year max, but unfortunately thats not how it is today with a lot of lower-income families. Many…

Thats so weird. You probably decided to ditch the crock pot, but if you were willing to try again Reynolds sells crock pot liners and maybe that would solve the issue? They’re disposable plastic bags meant for slow cookers that make it so that you don’t really have to clean the crock pot after (maybe wipe it down if…

I can barely do 3 days, so 4 is just torture haha.

I got the 4-day passes for Lolla for the last time this past summer. I have gone for about 6 years but I just cant do it anymore. Once they changed it from a 3-day to a 4-day festival, I knew I would be done (don’t be so greedy, Perry!!). Maybe once the lineup comes out I’ll pick one day to go, but its too much now.…

Diddy is going to have to go up against my mom for owner of the Panthers. Yes, my mom does love Cam Newton that much.

I have a chocolate lab in Chicago area too! We go to a different vet in the Lakeview area though (but I’ve heard good things about Blums). This is my animal:

My previous employer’s holiday party is WILD, y’all. I still go because I have a ton of friends there and everyone gets to bring a +1. Open bar for 4 hours of top shelf booze. Usually someone leaves in an ambulance, and the co-worker hookups are abundant because the venue has a lot of dark corners. After the venue…

Good god, my college friends looooved Dave Matthews band and one of them owned a DVD of DMB in concert. For some god forsaken reason, I was usually out-voted on what we should put on the TV when we were hanging out after class on a thursday night before going out to bars. Luckily, after about 2 months of this, I was…

SAME SAME