Reading the response to letter 1 made me super cringey.

Haha my plan has been foiled!

OHMYGODDDDD

Yes, I added fruit to the list. I am trying to suggest healthy options that aren’t just raw kale (because I hate kale).

Haha damn. Are you my coworker? She suggested that and I thought it was weird. Clearly, she isn’t the only one who thinks this is a good idea though.

Totally unrelated: My work is doing a survey to see what office snacks we should buy. Any suggestions?? Ideal snacks are individually packaged/easy to self serve. Can include food or beverage.

Leftover cranberry sauce on top of waffles is my post-thanksgiving breakfast of choice. Considering making a waffle sandwich with turkey+cranberry+gravy this year, if I’m feeling fancy.

WE WENT FROM DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON TO HIM??

I watch the movie until the boat starts sinking. I am way more into the class-war-style drama than the sad-boat-sinking-everyone-is-dying drama.

The weirdest halloween “treat” I was given as a kid was this one guy in our neighborhood (he never gave candy...always a trinket or whatever) gave us a packet that had a small, thick foam circle with an adhesive back and came with about 5 push pins. You were supposed to stick it to your wall so you could post papers…

Honestly, I love how creative all the writers here are in describing Trump.

My dog did not feel like being a hot dog for long, so this is my only photo—her looking suspicious of my zombie makeup. She’s my lil Chicago dog!

Honestly, why did this take so long?? I remember stories about him being a creep 10 years ago!

You beat us all to it! Was definitely thinking of Master of None.

The PB&J is my favorite! Pizza, Beer, and a shot of Jameson is only $7!

• Ask for a chocolate shake to go along with your Chicago hot dog from Wiener Circle.

This is Olive, shes a ding-dong but I love her. Her favorite trick is “stick ‘em up,” mostly because its a crowd pleaser and she gets a ton of treats and attention for it.

You can bet that if I were to become super rich, the first thing I would do is hire someone to do my laundry. I know a lot of people hate chores, but laundry is my least favorite. I’m putting it as worse than picking up after my dog.

I was at Lolla last night and her set got cut way short due to weather. Im still upset about it because I love Lorde. Shes amazing.