Yes! She used to go to the same grocery store as my family and I loved whenever I saw her pink car growing up. 

This is what I came here to say. I will only ever have water, tea, or a resealable beverage on the L here in Chicago. The only time I’ve ever eaten on public transportation are the rare occasions when my blood sugar is low because I have Diabetes.

I came here to say the same thing haha

Hah! Thats what I was thinking. 1 beer = 1 pint when it comes to one’s ability to drive and a cop isn’t gonna give a shit if you blow over .08 you tell him you “only had 2 beers.”

MEDIUM SIZED PANCAKES.

I hate when a recipe calls for fresh parsley/cilantro...Like, I buy the whole goddamn bunch of it and the recipe just wants 2 tablespoons. Honestly? Fuck off with that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been to StL or heard of Imo’s so idk who was first really. I just know that no matter where anyone gets pizza from in Chicago (as long as it isn’t Pizza Hut/Dominos), it will show up in squares and I HATE IT.

Okay question for my fellow Chicagoans...its not exactly a regional dish, but this whole thing has been bugging me ever since I moved here 5 years ago and I just DON’T GET IT.

Oh okay, I wanted to make sure I wasn’t being a totally shit person.

I was merely trying to say that its not the kink/fetish for me in a comical and exaggerated/dramatic type of way. I wasn’t “shitting on others,” which also is a whole different fetish entirely.

I’D RATHER NOT!!!!

Jesus christ...this one too. I had weird childhood cartoon crushes on both of them. I swear Im not a furry though, I SWEAR ITTTTT.

SAMEEEEEEEE. I actually rewatched this last week (I have the dvd after buying it for $5 in a closing Blockbuster Video). It’s still an amazing movie.

Excellent. Where do I send the check?????

OH MY GODDDD. I KNOW. I couldn’t believe this whole letter. I got a serious mens rights activist vibe from this dude. SO arrogant... “I’m pretty rich now, so why aren’t women lining up to date me???”

OMG My grandfather gave me and my siblings each a copy of that O’Reilly Factor book too! I don’t think any of us read it...

SAMEEEEE. I MISS IT.

Okay so since you work in the industry maybe you have insight on this...is there any sort of shit that the bridal party does that is more of a hinderance than a help? I read an article and one piece of advice was along the lines of taking care of stuff for the wedding planner, and it seemed like that would be more…

Awesome thanks!