There was a three month stint my senior year of college where I would find $20 on the street every 1-2 weeks. It was AMAZING and then it stopped. I have no idea how I managed to only find $20 bills and that it happened so frequently for three months straight, but it definitely helped with my bar tab/macaroni and…

Good god, I hope my boobs shrink after I have kids. My mom was a D cup before kids and shes been an F cup ever since. She and I are the same bra size, so if she is any indication of my future, I’m totally FUCKED.

My friend and I coined the term F-Club, to describe ourselves. Usually, when used its to sing along to S-Club 7 songs...

OMG. I just actually spit out my tea all over myself because of you. hahaha

People are fucking insane.

YEAH. I know #ALLDOGSMATTER!!!!!

I love this so much. Squad goals x 1000.

Yes—this. Mostly/sort of related, I went to a charity event (sort of—I paid $10 cover for a bar and the money went to a pit bull charity) and my boyfriend bought me a t-shirt that has the charity name on it. Someone actually got mad at me that I would buy a t-shirt from this charity that doesn’t help ALL dogs. Like,…

I have both in my fridge (I’M SO BOUGEY) and I alternate between the two. If I haven’t used one in a while I feel guilty for some reason.

Yes! I had hot chicken last night. Granted it was in Chicago (Parsons Chicken and Fish) but it was still tasty.

This was in north Lakeview, just south of the Irving park brown line. But I feel like it’s not where the restaurant is, but more what kind of restaurant, as far as quality is concerned. Idk...really grossed me out!

Ok so I live in Chicago and it astounds me how often dudes just piss in public. Maybe I’m jealous because I’m a lady, but whatever.

Same! Cant stand it. I once bought a coffee and maybe got through 1/4 of it before I tossed it. Never again!

OH HELL YES. Would, would definitely, and would.

The article is still live it looks like: http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat…

I add frozen cherries to the bowl before microwaving, then I mix in about a tsp of cocoa powder when its done. Its great. Highly recommend.

I went to Disneyworld when I was 4-5 and I definitely remember that trip. My grandparents had been DYING to take me and my siblings so my parents were like, ‘fuck yeah, we’re not paying for most of it and can have evenings without 4 small children.’ Had tons of fun until my parents left me at the stroller parking (my…

Embarrassing story: I was (I’d like to think I no longer am) a very uptight person, so I used to keep a password protected spreadsheet of my sexual partners. It would include: name, date of first occurrence, and I had a ranking system as well. Before I lost my virginity I held sex on a very high pedestal (I was sure I…

They can provide free pamphlets (or permanent signs above the urinals and in the stalls) in the boys restroom about what happens when a girl has her period so that they can stop being so freaking squeamish about periods. Read about THAT while you take a 15 minute shit, boys.

omg i need to buy this for my friend. He went to ND, I went to IU. He loves bloomington and IU as long as they aren’t playing ND.