Shout stain release worked for me a couple days ago. My boyfriend spilled red wine all over his blue dress shirt. We blotted it with a towel when we were out and then we were drunk when we got home and forgot to take care of it until the morning. I sprayed some Shout on that sucker and then submerged the shirt in a…

I love just about everything but I’m not a big fan of the black jumpsuit. Its a bit too baggy and shiny and just ends up looking like a Hefty garbage bag. I think if it was a bit more fitted through the leg and didn’t have an elastic ankle, it would look so much better.

Mine was “[myname]fishy” because I really liked fish (as pets, not to eat).

My prom was James Bond themed and, honestly, it sucked because those in charge of decorating had zero creativity skills. It looked like a normal school dance, just with a lot of signs around that said “007”.....everyone dressed up, but like, not in a very James Bond-y way.

Haha seriously. My senior prom was James Bond themed.

Obvi I need to know about all the post-transplant care and whatnot, but damn! Sign me the fuck up.

Are you in the Chicago area???

It actually frightens me how within the past year I am no longer terrified of babies, and am now simply indifferent towards them.

There is a whole slew of phrases that could be used!

“Thats a hot frisbee of fun” is my favorite, tbh.

I think you meant to use one of the following phrases:

Haha I did ask him to say welcome to flavortown a few times when I was drunk. The French accent made it sound classy AF.

I know. So awful!

Haha I know, right? If it were me I would just never speak again.

OH MY GODDDD.

I am 26 and none if it made sense to me either. Ahhhh

My roommate’s dog is an “emotional support animal” (which is total BS, btw), so she could bring him on vacation to Colorado with her family. The poor dog, a 100lb Bernese Mountain Dog, was not pleased to be on the plane at all. I can’t imagine the other passengers were pleased either.

Here is a vine of Guy Fieri flinging signed lean cuisines to people in a crowd and some event.

Yeah my only option would be to keep tires in my apartment and thats not happening because I don’t have a place to put them that wouldn’t be a total eyesore. My shared basement space has stuff go missing all the time so the only shit I put down there is stuff I wouldn’t mind never seeing again.

I live in an apartment in Chicago. I don’t own a fancy garage!