Damn, that last sentence is just insulting to both of you. I guess if you’re going to say something rude, might as well be efficient about it?

Came home for the holiday break my freshman year of college and got home as soon as my mom finished making dinnner. We all sit down to eat and while we’re finishing up my mom says “MacCheese&HotDogsPlz, theres still some (insert carb based dish here, I cant remember what it was) left if you want it.” My mom had cooked…

I hate to be the one to show you this but....

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Absolutely not.

I was not the original commenter, but I went to IU, and that was a fairly common rumor.

RIGHT???? Come on, Fogle!

That is exactly the amount I want to spend on software to up my thanksgiving game!

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

I just wanted to announce to everyone that waffles with cranberry sauce on top is the best thing ever.

Sounds like Amy Schumer just wanted to get out of having to workout and forgot her membership card on purpose, but wanted people to think that she really did want to work out...I do that shit all the time.

I had to re-read that sentence a few times because “a herpe” confused me so much.

I can’t stand vodka. Props to people that enjoy it, but if I have a cocktail that has a strong vodka taste I have PTSD flashbacks to doing shots of Popov as a freshman in college at some shitty frat party.

Oh man, I miss JaRule.

Are those four words that you remember on, the, way, and down??? Because thats all I remember!

Yikes.

Hahaha right??? I worked for a mortgage company so if you were a loan officer (like my boss) you made $$bank$$ and forgot what it was like to be poor. However these were the same people that wouldn’t give their assistants gas money reimbursement when they would send their assistants to drop off gifts to their realtor…

Yes! Every year around the holidays I get an intense urge to bake so I make candy for all my peers. Granted, my boss is included in the group of candy recipients, but thats because I just bring in a tupperware full of candy and tell all those animals to have at it.

Oh my god, yes! Someone in my office was hounding me about some sort of mineral supplement...NO! STOP!

This reminds me of when my previous boss (a lady) INSISTED that we throw a baby shower for someone on her team. I was talking with my pregnant coworker in front of our boss about a specific stroller that she was looking into since I used to work for the company, and my boss demanded that we get that as a gift for her…