Pizza and beer with friends works for me.

I just saw the provost’s post on FB, and I don’t know why I do it, but I always look at the comments when this type of thing comes up in my news feed. Maybe its because I hate myself and just like reading racist comments made by assholes.

If it makes you feel any better, every year in elementary school this one kid would always puke on the first day of school during the pledge of allegiance. EVERY YEAR from first grade up until 7th grade, without fail. He was fairly shy, so not many people knew him as anything other than “the kid that pukes on the…

Wooo this brings back wonderful memories of the time I puked out of a train going from France to Italy, and then later that day over the side of a boat into Venice. Then I puked in Piazza San Marco (that same day!), and had to go back to the hotel immediately because the pigeons seemed too interested and that made me…

Same thing happened to me, but I lasted two whole days. I realized that I spent most/all of my time lecturing hopeless men about how to respect women, and none of what I was doing was actually affecting their behavior...

So its like a melon-baller for your skull and brain? Nifty.

ROOSEVELT HAIR ART??? what?????

Haha I know! I think thats why me and my girl friends thought it was so funny. The guys didn’t realize we were laughing at (not with) them until like 15 minutes into their ball-igami show.

hahahahahaahaha

There was a sailboat, another was a buttchin (like, why). Those are the only ones I remember.

Thank you so much. I want to say that was when I realized that teenage boys are idiots, but I knew that well before this incident.

This reminds me of when I was in high school some guy friends decided to show me and my friends all the weird shapes they could make with their balls. I don’t really know why, but whatever. I learned that night that there are many ways to stretch and fold your ball skin.

I love/dread this thread. I’m still freaked out by last years “blue faced mommy” story. Was that last year? Two years ago? Idk why that was so traumatizing for me, but it was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Haven’t read the article (yet) but I came here to say THANK YOU. I was asking my roommate this last night and she and I both concluded that we didn’t know.

I’m a bit fuzzy on the details but my favorite episode was went a couple had their friends redo the dining room. It was a turquoise (I think) disaster. They even painted the candlesticks from their wedding turquoise.

YES.

I was OBSESSED. My neighbor and I were in middle school at the time and we would spend the bus ride to school talking non-stop about Trading Spaces.

Haha yes. That episode was great.

Is it just me or does Karl look like Fred Armisen dressed up for a Portlandia episode or something?

Haha the part about your mum and the roast lamb. That would 100% be my mom if I were you, but I am a carnivore, so that issue wouldn’t come up.