Ahhh maybe I wasn’t out late enough then (1:30am). OR maybe I was too drunk to notice.

It wasn’t raining anymore, like MAYBE a light drizzle, but yeah. Weather was no issue after the game ended.

About the time I was 11 through the age 13 I BEGGED my parents to let me convert to Judaism...the reason? I wanted to have a really crazy/big birthday party, and I was told a bat mitzvah was like having a wedding, but it was just about YOU. All of my friends at the time were Jewish so they would all go to Hebrew…

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE MY KINJA NAME?

The street I lived on growing up has three words in it...made for a terrible porn name.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SAME. Game changer, right there.

I was the very opposite of embarrassed after buying plan B (condom broke, whoops). The older woman behind the counter was giving me this pity look and I was like “nah, man. I just got laid!”

I voted just so I could see the results, and then I realized that was stupid of me because there is a link that says “view results”...ughhhhhhh.

My favorite insult that someone told me after I rejected him was him calling me “an ugly, fat c*nt”...the c-word really made it special.

Agreed. I had a particularly aggressive guy hit on me at a bar recently and I politely declined (said something along the lines of being flattered, but no thank you) and he would NOT let it go. Finally I relented and made up some BS about a significant other and he was like “oh, why didn’t you just say that?”.

http://bfy.tw/8NU

That questionnaire is a straight up nightmare!

To each his own, I suppose.

Oh my god. Thats awful!

Yeah, I’ll pass. Sounds like you read some things that cannot be unread. So sorry that you may never be able to scrub them out of your brain.

General theme of today’s stories: Men being creepy as fuck.

Note: I do not want poop stories. Please stop sending me poop stories.

<3 I'm sorry for your loss, losing someone is always tough. :(

That scene fucked me up as a kid, and those gifs are having a very similar effect. Damn you.