OMG

Hastert’s grandson looks like a 90 year old man.

JUDY. This girl I went to elementary through high school with has that name and she was an insufferable brat the entire time. I immediately dislike anyone I meet named Judy and its all her fault.

Oh my god, me too. My boss (no longer my boss, but just because I switched departments) uses titty instead of ANY OTHER BETTER WORD for boobs. The group I used to work in would go out for drinks fairly regularly, and for some reason titties were a hot topic of conversation for my boss. Ugh...

I once saw Cher in a Michael’s. I was standing in line behind her and she was buying ALL the clearance Halloween decorations...in June. She was amazing and I loved it.

How DARE you put hamburgers before corn dogs! CORN DOGS 4 LYFE.

I highly recommend the documentary “China Blue”. I watched it for my Apparel and the Global Market class in college and found it to be really eye opening. It was also interesting because one of my classmates knew someone that was involved in the film and she was able to pass questions we had about the documentary…

Makin’ me feel like a bit of a slut*, right here.

Oh man, I went to elementary through high school with some of his kids. 1000% can believe this, however, my few experiences with him were always pleasant.

So it really depends on the type of income... for instance, rental income is a two year average and we use your Schedule E to determine it (its not just the rent you received, but also we need to subtract maintenance costs and we can add back a few other things). Capital gains requires a 2 year average for Fannie Mae,…

It certainly depends on the individual, but its usually not more difficult...there are just a few more calculations that need to be made by the Loan Officer, and more thorough paperwork needed to get a clear picture of income. People often get frustrated that there are more items for us to ask for and review (as is,…

I work in mortgages and self-employed borrowers are always shocked by this:

I can believe it. I had a two hour interview that I was told would only take 30 minutes. The interviewer spent the whole time going through my resume telling me why I wasn’t a good fit and why I didn’t seem to be aggressive enough to make it with his company. Being young and naive, I spent the whole time defending…

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KINJA DEALS POLL THAT I NEED.

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KINJA DEALS POLL THAT I NEED.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

I cant say the word rural. It comes out like ‘rurl’ or ‘rull’ ...I try so hard to get it right and its just not in the cards for me.

UPDATE: had it done this weekend and I think we had the exact opposite experience.

if someone asked for my bra size I’d probably tell him that if he gives me his CC# I’ll buy some bras for myself AND THEN I’ll tell him what it is. Bras are expensive, yo.

Eat. LAFF. Drink.

As if Bud Light isn’t already the worst beer.