kimbotastic
Mac Cheese & Hot Dogs, Plz
kimbotastic

I distinctly remember my dad sitting me down before my first real high school party and telling me that I could call him whenever, wherever if I needed his help. He told me that he knew I could handle my own (I was always a pretty opinionated and outspoken person), but if I ever got into a situation, he would be there

Nice. Scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think it hurt to have it put in? I’m preparing myself for it to be an 8 or 9, but none of my friends have it so I have very few people to compare notes to.

OMG WAIT IT JUST GOES AWAY? I’m getting mirena soon (because eliminating taking the pill for 5 years sounds heavenly) but I didnt know that your periods can go away. Now I’m more excited about it than I was before.

I never said that girl is totally okay with sleeping with a married man, I was saying that if we’re going to put the bulk of the blame on anyone it should be Thicke, not the girl.

I wish I could be the dancing hot dog...

oh my goddddd Kenicke’s broken condom??? I’m dying but the description is also pretty great.

haha right?! I may be a (mostly) classy lady, but those are my two favorite foods.

I can see equally scummy but not that she was more scummy than Thicke. He could’ve told her it was an open relationship or a million other things to make her think that it was okay. Even though its pretty shitty, that girl didn’t make a vow to Paula, Thicke did.

This reminds me of the time my parents got their vows renewed in Vegas. The Elvis chapel had a webcam set up so people could watch the ceremony even if you couldn't be there. It was awesome, and I did tequila shots the whole time so I could make my experience as authentic as possible.

Its weird that your entire rant, with the exception for the first sentence, was about how terrible the girl was and not how terrible Robin Thicke was. I mean, hooking up with a married man isn’t exactly going to get you a gold star, but damn.

I work in a company where the majority of people in sales are men and so I was the only woman on my sales team. I routinely was told by my boss to smile more. I countered with the fact that literally no one else around me was smiling. Why in the world should I be smiling to myself when I’m just waiting for someone to

I thought it was for lifting. Like, if the barbell (is that what its called??) is at your feet and you lift it standing up, its to put a layer of fabric between your legs and the bar. I took like two intro classes to learn about lifting weights and the trainer told me specifically to wear long socks or workout pants,

I can snap some photos on my way home from work. It honestly doesn't look like much from the outside. However, this construction has really effed up my daily commute.

Yeah its pretty crazy.

What about those calls about a child/grandchild that is in jail? They have some girl/guy say something like 'Grandma I'm in jail for a DUI and need you to wire bail money! Please talk to this guy with the instructions so I can go home." My mom got one of those calls recently and was giving them an earful when they

OMG right?! Spike was like, my jam, when I watched Buffy growing up.

I thought that fleek was a word to describe eyebrows (ie eyebrow game on fleek)...I just found out that it has to do with more than just eyebrows!!!!??? I am so confused by this word

In high school, we always had a Black History Month assembly followed by a lunch. The club at our school that organized it had some great speakers come in and talk to us, which was a great thing considering the majority of my high school was made up of privileged white kids that never really though twice about race

My dog who passed away recently (Sandy, you were the best friend I could have asked for!) would sneak out of my parents house and roam the neighborhood for treats. She would look for construction sites or gardeners because they would usually sit outside to eat lunch and she could beg them for food. She also would

What is the deal with people doing covers/singing along/lip-syncing and taking videos of it in their car? Why the car and not ANYWHERE ELSE?