ROBIN HOOD. MAJOR CRUSH ON THAT FOXY CARTOON.

So it is what I thought. Thanks for the clarification.

Hmm...so then your issue is with the whole wedding industry complex and any sort of consumerism that isn't exactly what you prefer, not this specific wedding...

How is it immoral? Chances are, it'll cost them less time/money to produce the commercials than the $80k. Businesses were probably willing to take the deal because of the projected reach to new clients. As long as the clients earn back however much their service would've cost from the business created by the…

He gets a say because she SAYS that he does. Maybe you wouldn't want your husband to have a say, but if the woman wants her husband to add his opinion/input in, then that should be okay...maybe the husband gets a say, but she gets the final word?

Heck yeah. I've eaten 12, 22, 34, 37, 39, 42 53, 55, 56 —to name a few.

I ready a study/article/idk what it was a while back that showed that men having families helps their salary and career advancement while it does the opposite for women. Obviously this guy is a nut, but I can see why he would think having a family would help.

WHY AM I RE-READING THIS RIGHT NOW??

Bonus ghost story that I didn't submit because it wouldn't make the cut but still freaks me out to this day!

Oh god, me too! There was one with some house in a rural area and everything started shaking and banging and then some family members walked up to the house and there was an old truck with a bunch of blood but no one was in the truck and then it drove away...DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE? IT TERRIFIES ME STILL.

I will just be listening to the Monster Mash on repeat. THAT IS ALL.

Hahaha I was totally thinking it could be him too!!

Ursula! Its going to be badass.

Wouldn't paying this guy $48k to speak make Miami of Ohio the professional idiot?

Hah thank you, Mr. Burneko! I was driving myself crazy trying to figure out the pun and I'm not very proud of myself for that.

I cant for the life of me figure out what Boo-slix is supposed to be and its making me feel very dumb right now.

Dear lord I hope I run into this guy on the street so that I can teach him a thing or two about respect.

It honestly blows my mind that they would screw up and give her the wrong donor...how can you be so careless?? Hope they use the money for a nice college fund for Payton!

This is insinuating that only people in the "Greek scene" end up being rapists or what have you because of the Greek culture or whatever. Clearly that's not true.