I dont know why, but it always surprises me when people in government/congress do idiotic things like this. You're supposed to be better, dammit!

The damned flight path screen is what keeps me sane. They cant take that away from me!

Hahaha I dont even know what carrots smell like. Thats hilarious.

Paris Hilton's perfume was my JAM in high school. My mom only let me buy it if I promised never to overdo it. 2 spritzes max. I got a lecture about it in Sephora.

Not exactly things you'd find in an Albertsons, but okay.

This was always a fear of mine when I lived in my first floor apartment. I felt like I was being crazy and irrational but now my fears have been validated!

Capri-Suns (Caprisuns? Capri Suns?) were and always will be the #1 drink from my childhood. As grown-ass adults that make adult decisions, my friends and I inject them with booze. Truly amazing.

this is an assault to my eyes and ears.

Dump his ass. I don't even know you, but I know that you deserve better than that.

I'd love to have a (fat?) body like Michelle Obama's. Those arms!

Oh captain, my captain.

Oh my god. I'm actually shaken up by those pictures. But I know thats what the burner accounts want AND I AM NOT GOING TO STOP READING JEZEBEL YOU JERKS.

I usually work out how much everyone owes (with tax) using the app Tab. Its amazing and lets you easily select what items each person ordered and even lets you split items with others as well. Once you're done with that, it'll split the tax accordingly. It lets you add in a calculated tip (% per person), but I usually…

Your "protip" is obviously ridiculous. I challenge people and stand my ground, but also would appreciate a man that does the same....so I like guys that act like me, correct?

I'm actually offended that you think I have to have emotions involved in order to have sex with someone. I dont have to anything.

can you tell us the company name? or at least what it rhymes with??

This seems like an argument against hashtags entirely, not just for a wedding. Like, if you care who sees your photos, you probably aren't going to hashtag anything in the first place, right?

Let me know if you need a co-blogger or guest writer. I love this! haha

Im actually so poor right now that these spam-bots are starting to make me curious.

Cholula is the best of all the hot sauces, but if I am eating an asian (or asian-inspired, if I'm cooking it myself) dish, then I have to opt for sriracha. It's a different tasting heat and sriracha pairs better with asian dishes, for obvious reasons.