Wha? Why do you think they have different bedrooms? I don't share my husband's last name but we have slept together for 16 years.

Well said. I imagine you made it out OK?

I went to UT-Austin and was/am adamantly opposed to the Greek system, even though I had many friends who pledged and enjoyed it (and I have stories that would make you vomit). I always felt that it reeked of desperation, in the sense that the pledge was OK going through this type of abuse just to have friends who…

I hate that he is anywhere in my state.

Good thing it wasn't Bevo.

I think they were in New Mexico, right? This is about the Castro brothers from San Antonio; they're Harvard types.

Yeah! It's based on the Castro brothers (not Raul y Fidel) from San Antonio.

I can't explain it but I just adore her.

Well, that's likely true; I wanted to link to another commenter's research but can't find it. I'm sure if has more in-depth information than my one-sentence comment.

I don't have any funny "Longhorns suck" jokes but I am excited for Tyrone Swoopes and glad that Ash made the right decision for his health.

But much higher for the same economic bracket.

I was spanked and I spank my kids. Leaving redness isn't crossing the line. THIS is crossing the line.

I know!! I had no idea they had all that research and even a "make your own barrel" game! :-)

Good for her! That's kind of stunningly obtuse of the fire fighter.

I think it's fake, too, but I secretly wish it was true.

What's so bizarre about your neighbor is that she littered right in front of her own* damned house! Who would do that?

Even though "outsiders" made fun of it, the "Don't Mess with Texas campaign has been wildly popular and effective. See below for stats and interesting facts.

I was behind a woman entering an office building in Bethesda, MD. She threw some candy wrappers on the ground so I picked them up and handed them to her, saying, "Excuse me, you dropped something". She flipped out on me so I flipped out on her. Littering chaps my hide like few other things.

I love cars but don't love show-offs. If he was genuinely excited about his car and it came up later-like, weeks later-and he wanted the share that excitement, it would be far more palatable.

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