Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

What the fuck is this shit:

I just realized Ursula PROBABLY uses Flotsam and Jetsam as dildos, and a piece of my innocence died.

If you experience stomach pains or chest cramps while taking Rylanton, please consult your doctor immediately.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HIM BACK, AMERICA. FFS WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER. NO LOVE, UK.

Can you imagine a conversation where Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston imitate each other back and forth until they forget which is their own voice?

Not an MRA, but a martial artist here. My objection to the groin kick is that it is pretty easy to defend against. If you get the chance, by all means go for it. But, don't be overly dependant on it or assume that you will get that chance.

(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

"Do you like healthcare that doesn't deny you if you have pre-existing conditions, that's available for free if you're 26 or younger, and that's super affordable whether or not your employer provides it?"

What is frustrating to me about this whole debacle is that, once again, a woman's issue is being reframed as a talk about men. Just paragraphs and paragraphs about men and who is harassing and their race and just every possible permutation of that and racism against men of color and white male privilege etc, etc.

Wait, just remembered the worst part. The CPC is run by a local Christian ministry. After telling you you're pregnant and lying to you enough so you think it's too late to abort, they tell you they'll let you benefit from their food bank and baby donation cache ONLY if you start attending their church. The same girl…

This is my personal favourite antirape face. WHAT'S YOURS.

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

Why is it obnoxious to want to have a nice party and get dressed up on the day you're getting married? Unless you're my dad, you're not obligated to come. I don't see why people get so bent out of shape about putting on a suit. It's a suit, not Borat's swimsuit. Jeez.

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

You do realize "let me know if there's anything I can do to help" means let me know when your life's back to normal, right?

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.