"Burt Reynolds' kiss makes you gay."

I got in the face of a guy who grabbed my ass at my favorite restaurant this weekend. He's nine inches taller than me and I now understand why my partner says it's terrifying when I'm angry. All I did was whip around and say excuse me, and he cowered, as did the guys on either side of him. He fucking cowered. I'm…

So you were into beards before they were cool?

I kid, I kid.

Is there anything a passenger can do when she sees another passenger harassing a flight attendant? I assume you guys have it under control and we shouldn't do anything to escalate the situation, but maybe something like letting you know we are willing to act as witnesses to what we saw?

Be Batman.

It's funny that QI's the title image as they recently had an all female lineup of guests for one of their episodes, and as someone who has been watching these shows for their whole life it was frankly startling. You barely ever see two women on the same show (in case their menses sync up causing them to savage Jimmy…

Oh my god, Philomena Cunk just kills me. I can't eat and watch at the same time, I choke.

My grandmother has alzheimers and everytime I see her, I have to come out to her again. Everytime I usually get some variation of "Well you are my grandson, and as long as you're happy, I'm happy".

She was there when I needed her and even when I thought I didn't.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping a face that never changes expression.

Yeah, I hear you about Ryan. There's that one second when I register him as attractive before recognizing him, but my ladyparts have a way to shut that whole thing down.

Where'd You Go Bernadette was the most fun I had reading a book in a LONG time. It's my go-to recommendation for anyone who is looking for something really really good, but really really fun too.

I now ship Allie Brosh and Benedict Cumberbatch. If you get this joke, come sit with me in the true Internet Nerd corner.

Glad to know a woman's hip bones play such an important part in your sexual behavior! Your sexual attraction requirements have been noted and the female race will get back to you when they want!

Somewhat related anecdote:
When my little sister was about 3, my parents had a party. Little sis is toddling around, looking cute. As people do, they'd scoop her up and chat with her, often moving from one room to another as they did so. Suddenly, sis bursts into the most plaintive wail ever and crumples to the…

S- Stay inside

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I thought we all learned through Eddie Izzard: "A fist, a hand, hoocha hoocha hoocha—lobster."

@labeled: I don't think anyone here doesn't like the choices your daughter has made. No one is offended by your daughter. This article is a legitimate critique of the messages Taylor Swift's music and image sends. The author of the article may have experienced a different sort of teenhood than your daughter, and may…