Lanolips. Works wonders, and actually moisturises unlike stick-based chapsticks that just seem to coat my lips and come straight off. Works best when tube is slightly warm. http://www.lanolips.com/uk/ Yes that's right, it's not available in the US! Now you know how we feel... anyway, it's all kinds of awesome.

Lanolips. Works wonders, and actually moisturises unlike stick-based chapsticks that just seem to coat my lips and…

oh definitely, and even the big shops have shorter hours (supermarkets generally shut at 8 instead of 10 for example). It always catches me out when I'm south of the border though...

England and Wales. There are no trading hours restrictions in Scotland.

Fact: Burt Reynolds is Kim Kardashian's real father. And yours.

Spent 5 happy years there - 4 as an undergrad and one as a minimum wage beer monkey because I didn't want to leave. The place does strange things to those receptive to it...

If you're really trying to check your privilege, why not sell some of your shoes on eBay or similar, and use that to buy the wipers? He'll appreciate it all the more...