“I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”

I know how you feel. Celebrity deaths, even those who were a huge part of my childhood like Robin Williams never hit me hard. And by all accounts, Hawking crushed the odds. He wasn’t supposed to make it past 25.

I suppose it’s bigger than that. Hawking was one of those rare individuals who really deserved the title of…

Well, shit. I’ll probably drink whiskey and listen to Ziggy Stardust tonight. Granted, I do that most every night. But now I have a reason.

Growing up in the 80's as a disabled kid who was really really into science, I cannot overstate how much of an inspiration Hawking was to me.

Make a bee house!

You know, I didn’t think about that, but she has had some pretty nasty ears on occasion. Vet gave us some ointment when we first brought her home (August) and I’ve used it on and off when they’ve seemed like there might be a problem, but it may be time for a follow up visit.

Has she seen the vet about the head shakes? Could be something in her ears, if not just odd behavior.

When I win, I’m going to take that five-foot-long check they give you and deposit in my savings account by using the ATM at the nearest branch of my bank.

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Jesus. Plane trips are bad enough without random people fucking on them.

I have 10 year old twin nephews. They are obsessed with bathrooms and need to check out every bathroom that we pass. We’re on a smaller plane heading home from vacation, when one of them decides that would be a good time to take a long ass dump. He was in there for 15 mins stinking up the plane. A line had formed and…

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Why is anyone cooking meat?! I just keep a cow on my patio and gnaw at it whenever I feel peckish.

Worcestershire sauce personally. Seasoning and moisture.

I think you got the order wrong. It should be:

Nothing warms my heart like sad Kentucky fans.