Natural immunity? I wonder how these parents feel about AIDS, HPV, and the like?

I wish Hawking could have traveled on a shuttle and got to experience space travel before leaving our plane of existence.

Excessive head shaking may cause a blood vessel to rupture which can leadto serious  trouble. Don’t ignore it.

Our Springers have itchy ears, too. They flap likes birds, on occasion. We use a cleaner to get accumulated gunk out of their ears. The hair that grows in their ears tickles them constantly and they flap, flap, flap. Saw the vet. Got some cream, cleaner, pills for inner ear infection assuming the worse. Keep their…

Ticketmaster: ”Let’s make it as deplorable and difficult as possible, so people will get disgusted and forget about it...and we’ll save millions upon millions. Let them hate us, they still need tickets.”

Consumers are getting fucked from every direction. This is an excuse to deny loans or set the interest rate higher to net more profits. Simple, as that.

How fitting for such a piece of shit.

Tried a Fieri pizza...thought my ass was going to die and detach from my body...no wonder, when Walmart drops your product line, you really are shit.

This is breaking news because of the anny of 9/11...you missed deadline, Deadspin. Where are your editors, seriously.

Flying anywhere with Donald Trump.

Subway makes for good late-night, after bar food. If you get sick, the projectile vomit is really colorful when you include a bag of tracer-bullet Cheetos.

If the guy kills himself, from depression, or otherwise, how will media feel then?

Tongues? Or, no tongues?

Tired of seeing her tits all over the place...I am not a tit man.

#7 Employ a proofreader.

You don't want to know...no really, you don't.

I'm sure Sen. Johanns, 50 Shades of Grey has killed more people than video games.

My spidey senses are tingling and Pissed off! Yup it's broken.

They make great bongs in a pinch.

Uncle Mittens speech reminded me of the priest at our church growing up, giving his Sunday sermon, while scanning the crowd for his next molestation victim.