Tried a Fieri pizza...thought my ass was going to die and detach from my body...no wonder, when Walmart drops your product line, you really are shit.

This is breaking news because of the anny of 9/11...you missed deadline, Deadspin. Where are your editors, seriously.

Flying anywhere with Donald Trump.

Subway makes for good late-night, after bar food. If you get sick, the projectile vomit is really colorful when you include a bag of tracer-bullet Cheetos.

If the guy kills himself, from depression, or otherwise, how will media feel then?

Tongues? Or, no tongues?

Tired of seeing her tits all over the place...I am not a tit man.

#7 Employ a proofreader.

You don't want to know...no really, you don't.

I'm sure Sen. Johanns, 50 Shades of Grey has killed more people than video games.

My spidey senses are tingling and Pissed off! Yup it's broken.

They make great bongs in a pinch.

Uncle Mittens speech reminded me of the priest at our church growing up, giving his Sunday sermon, while scanning the crowd for his next molestation victim.

Wow, there are times where it is embarrassing to be part of the male gender and this is one of them. I hope these clowns slip and fall and drown in buckets of their excess man juice.

Hey Sam,

One word: Fugly.

Just walk into any Starbucks and say, "I left my charger cable here a couple of days ago, did you happen to find it?"