Man, I knew times were tough, but I didn’t think they were so bad we needed to fight over a job best described as: required to share breathing space with a lump of congealed fat and spent toilet-paper that’s also stupid and racist.

Mina Kimes for the win.

We call the cheap toilet paper “The John Wayne Brand”

It’ll be nice when we can cut articles like this down to a simple “Pay your taxes.”

I’m curious, what point do you think you’re making? That if a liberal shoots someone, that means we don’t need gun control? I have no idea what relevance you think this has.

Please don’t call them “National Anthem Protesters”. They are protesting racially motivated violence by the state.

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

Because after 9/11 this country went all-in on fellating anyone wearing a uniform. This is the end result-sporting events become weird nationalistic rallies and any criticism of police or the military is verboten.

Elections have major consequences.

I wonder how many naps he had yesterday to be up that late without sundowning like he normally does at night. Incredible that an elderly obese man with dementia is trying to start a new civil war and people are following him. He raving like a lunatic and people are just eating it up.

And like his boss, he’s expressing himself at the literacy level of a sixth-grader. You’re someone who believes in *fewer* monuments, Mike. Fewer monuments.

“I like ships that don’t collide”

And it is the height of privilege to complain that you had to leave your school (he didn’t) because people were intolerant of him when his intolerance endangered others who still have to go about their business.

He’s somehow both 16 an 45 at the same time.

Chris:

I’ve always hated this team. Thankfully every year at this time, I’m reminded that I actually hate them more than I thought. It’s hard to remember all the shitty things about this team.

“Just because you’re a nationalist and you’re white doesn’t make you a white nationalist,”

My grandmother confronted a Skin head in the 90s. I was a kid and (then) mortified that my 5 foot nothing, red headed gram (Irish Catholic) told off a stranger minding his own business. (we’re Canadian). He got in her face and swore at her but she didn’t back down. He threatened to cut her. She laughed at him. I…

Seriously if he started speaking in tongues and vague symbols smeared on the walls with his own poop tomorrow I’d be alarmingly unsurprised.