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Turkey Fucks Chicken

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

how’d you get Sir Mix-a-Lot’s browser history

+42

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Glaude is spot on...I’ll give the folks at MSNBC some credit for just shutting the fuck up and letting the man speak. More of this, less of the other bullshit.

It clearly says “laurel”.

I’m not really sure if judging women’s style & attire and dissecting their “taste” & calling them “an embarrassment” for the clothes they wear like this is really the position to take if you hate Melania(I do, but come on).

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Repurpose your efforts to focus instead on getting jilted Bernie voters, uninspired blacks, and lazy youth to go vote. Blaming republicans for being republicans is unlikely to get you anywhere.

small hands...smells like cabbage

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Happy Birthday. 🌻🌸🎁🎈🎉

Well lets fix that: happy birthday!

Yeah but Susan Collins is deeply concerned about it.

His QBs always stood for the National Anthem.

Damn, you had me for a second.