I’m already a little scared of Kelly as Chief of Staff. We’ve been getting by okay because the Trump Administration spent all day infighting and trying to suck their own cocks, apparently. Message discipline, precision, and a military culture might make them get better at pushing their agenda.

Enjoy your President, hillbillies.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

Two Girl, No Cup

Big deal. I just took a shit and I didn’t have to fight anybody or nothin.

I scrolled through every goddamn one of those just so i could comment “I want to die” at the bottom of this article.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Let’s hear it for David Price for both noting the symptoms and pointing him to some help. That’s some good work right there.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

I predict there is a number, not a great number, but a number, of republicans that are awake in the late hours starring off into the abyss, wondering just what the hell they have done to themselves, their families, and the nation as a whole. Let them never have one moment of peace for all they have done to aid and…

Do men really think that ‘mail order’ brides are marrying them for love? Do the men love the wives? This comes across as excessively harsh on the women when presumably both sides know what they’re getting into...

I’m not saying this was Melania’s case, but you don’t know the stories behind what makes women become “mail-order brides.” You don’t know their history, their material conditions, their desperation level, you don’t know a bunch of things. You also don’t mention the reason behind why some western men choose these…

she spouts the same racist shit he does

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).

You have a very odd obsession with hikes

My favorite bag of juice is the orange.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

On an internet forum I used to frequent, we called that “fuckopause” - the special time in a woman’s life when she loses the ability to give a fuck what other people think.